Small in space but big at heart, the Ranch boasts the longest lines in town on Thursdays: Dollar Anything Night usually draws capacity plus a couple hundred in wait.
The dance floor is smaller than its patron females' closets and though it sells itself as a country bar, you're more likely to be shakin' it to some 80s hits or straight-up Top 40. There's pool and darts to be played, but drinkin' is why people posse up.