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Do you carve a pumpkin for Halloween?

Response Percent Votes
Yes
 
59% 360
No
 
40% 248
Total 608

Comments

jimjones 4 years, 6 months ago

grammaddy,
You should banned from contact with those kids that carved a hammer & sickle to win your contest last year. Oh well, heredity has them starting life in a hole anyway; poor kids.

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Multidisciplinary 4 years, 6 months ago

Carve 5 or 6 tall thin ones with happy dancing faces, put them on one end of the porch with a festive scene with some fruit, yogurt cups, water bottles. Make one looking sneering back towards the following...

...a really fat round one with a pouting face and put it at the other end with a big ol fat giant super size butterfinger hanging out it's mouth...empty candy wrappers and soda, red bull cans scattered on the floor all around it..all alone..with some tears coming down the cheeks. Maybe a bigger a fatter one with a beer can.

Then set the video camera up to record reactions as they walk up.

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pissedinlawrence 4 years, 6 months ago

I think people who voted on this are too old to enjoy carving pumpkins.

I do about 3 of them every year, I love Halloween.

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somedude20 4 years, 6 months ago

Just don't go all "american pie" on it people.

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Boris 4 years, 6 months ago

"Last year Obama's campaign insignia that won the prize, can't wait to see what this year will bring!" Where oh where are the child protective people when we need them?

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Beer Guy 4 years, 6 months ago

Dammit labmonkey your giving me ideas :)

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Eddie Muñoz 4 years, 6 months ago

This is why I have to stop reading the comments on the LJW. I wouldn't have ever thought people could be hateful in the comments on a story about carving pumpkins. I suppose I shouldn't be surprised.

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Beer Guy 4 years, 6 months ago

In soviet union you wait two days in line for pumpkin and get small squash.

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MoparGuy 4 years, 6 months ago

Carve 3 pumpkins with the numbers 1, 2 and 4. The kids will wonder what happened to 3.

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Marion Lynn 4 years, 6 months ago

I think this year I will carve an "Obama-Lantern".

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audibleangel 4 years, 6 months ago

Why bother? The drunk- i.e. Lawrence's general consensus /ever-flourishing subculture, is driven by little more than primitive and unintelligent thought after several too many at the Hawk. The drunken idiot, mesmerized by the flaming, orange characteristics of pumpkins carefully carved by children (like the drunk did once in their life, with no recall) possesses zero consideration for crying kids and/or parents that will have to explain to them why their sh*t is smashed to pieces in the street.

Once again... I'm nineteen, and I know better. Its not cute, or funny. Its just plain mean. You're not 13 anymore.

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Flap Doodle 4 years, 6 months ago

In Soviet Union, pumpkins carve you.

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labmonkey 4 years, 6 months ago

Seriously Gram....you are worse than Tom. Every friggin post on every friggin thread is something political in an attempt to hijack the thread. I have at least seen one or two non-political comments from Tom, but never from you. You are worse than that religious person who feels the need to sneak Jesus into every conversation.

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labmonkey 4 years, 6 months ago

Gram is brainwashing the grandchildren.

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grammaddy 4 years, 6 months ago

Of course! With 4 of my 7 grandkids in the house, it becomes a contest every year to see who can be the most creative with it. Last year Obama's campaign insignia that won the prize, can't wait to see what this year will bring!

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Randall Barnes 4 years, 6 months ago

YES EVERY YEAR BUT BET DENNIS CARVES A SAD FACE ON HIS BY CHOICE

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H_Lecter 4 years, 6 months ago

Halloween, Valentine's Day...sometimes Pumpkin just begs to be carved. Metaphorically speaking...or not

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