To whom it may concern,

I just wanted to let you know how impressed I am with your stupidity. I look forward to your state being at the bottom of the barrel for measurements of achievement, number of scientists and doctors borne out of your education system, and advancement of humanity.

Congratulations on lowering the standards for the country as a whole.

I would also like you to know that I am putting my full support behind the movement to add the giant spaghetti monster to your education system. There is at least as much proof he designed us as your system.

Thanks,

Ben

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Open letter and e-mails supporting the theory

• Open letter to Kansas School Board
• Support for both Intelligent Design and Flying Spaghetti Monsterism
• Convert to Flying Spaghetti Monster
• Impressed
• Intelligent Design decision boon to other states
• Hope for intelligent response
• Be fair about theories
• Teach all theories of Intelligent Design
• A Concerned Citizen
• The Flying Spaghetti Monster didn’t create the earth
• Response requested for Flying Spaghetti Monster Theory
• Flying Spaghetti Monster created us all
• Students should hear more than one theory of Intelligent Design
• Expose students to different ideas