To whom it may concern,

I just wanted to let you know how impressed I am with your stupidity. I look forward to your state being at the bottom of the barrel for measurements of achievement, number of scientists and doctors borne out of your education system, and advancement of humanity.

Congratulations on lowering the standards for the country as a whole.

I would also like you to know that I am putting my full support behind the movement to add the giant spaghetti monster to your education system. There is at least as much proof he designed us as your system.