Teach all theories of Intelligent Design

I understand that the Board of Education is considering teaching THE Theory of Intelligent Design. I am all for this, my problem is with calling it, “THE” Theory of INtelligent Design. Remember, there are numerous scientific theories of Intelligent Design and if you are to teach one, you must teach all of them. I, and many of my colleagues, have been researching The Flying Spaghetti Monster who, it appears quite clear, created the universe and left all those confusing fossils in the Earth. I just want to thank you for teaching Intelligent Design and wanted your assurances that, if you include one of these, “theories” you will include all of them.

Thank you very much.

James Meyer