Are you familiar with the Flying Spaghetti Monster theory?

Asked at Massachusetts Street on August 24, 2005

“Yes. I think it is every bit as legitimate as creation theory.”

“No, but I can go with it until it's disproven. It's as viable as any other unproven theory.”

“No, but I have heard about gravity being called into question. They're calling it intelligent falling.”

“Yes. Global warming is a serious problem and the only solution is to increase piracy around the world.”