Hope for intelligent response

Dear Intelligent People in Kansas:

You are so intelligent in Kansas, especially on the School Board, that I think it is vitally important that the flying spaghetti monster theory of the origin of the Universe must be taught. You, in your infinite (obviously) wisdom, will embrace this theory once you fully understand the implications of your recent decision. I will expect an intelligent response (after all, what other kind of response could come from the intelligent people on your intelligent board) from you; otherwise you are admitting you are not intelligent.

Intelligently designedly yours, Mike Malone