Dear Intelligent People in Kansas:

You are so intelligent in Kansas, especially on the School Board, that I think it is vitally important that the flying spaghetti monster theory of the origin of the Universe must be taught. You, in your infinite (obviously) wisdom, will embrace this theory once you fully understand the implications of your recent decision. I will expect an intelligent response (after all, what other kind of response could come from the intelligent people on your intelligent board) from you; otherwise you are admitting you are not intelligent.

Intelligently designedly yours, Mike Malone

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Open letter and e-mails supporting the theory

• Open letter to Kansas School Board
• Support for both Intelligent Design and Flying Spaghetti Monsterism
• Convert to Flying Spaghetti Monster
• Impressed
• Intelligent Design decision boon to other states
• Hope for intelligent response
• Be fair about theories
• Teach all theories of Intelligent Design
• A Concerned Citizen
• The Flying Spaghetti Monster didn’t create the earth
• Response requested for Flying Spaghetti Monster Theory
• Flying Spaghetti Monster created us all
• Students should hear more than one theory of Intelligent Design
• Expose students to different ideas