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well i be... i was over this day, like, years ago!! I'm glad i didn't recieve a valentine, because i would feel that i need to give one! :)
Looks like I lied. Out of the blue. Shelter from the storm.
Ooh, ooh, let me check my heart-adorned Valentine mail-box....
Hmm, it's not rattling, yet... but it feels heavier. Must be something inside....
Hmmmm, the lid's stuck... glued tight....
Drat, another shoebox full of paste.
A Valentine for me? No, because I'm a jerk.
But a neighbor did say "Happy Valentine's Day" to me, but she did that just to be nice.
I was going to scamper around naked hitting people with my goatskin whip but it's just too darned cold out there. And I didn't want to possibly get tasered in a vital organ.
My boy doesn't "do days" but a really cute contractor at work just wished me a Happy Valentines Day...hmmmm.
They'll be half price tomorrow.
The day's not over!
Retail foreplay? no
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