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Would you participate in an organized kayak race down the Kansas River?

Response Percent Votes
50% 231
Yes, kayaking
26% 124
Yes, as a spectator
19% 91
I don’t know
3% 15
Total 461


Pitt_Mackeson 6 years ago

No. And not just no. Hell no. Haven't you seen Deliverance?

LadyJ 6 years ago

LOL, you are so right. You know what would be a good poll for this week? Do you think Whitney is reading the blogs just for fun while she is gone?

Paul R Getto 6 years ago

Hope no one touches that nasty water if they do join the race. Should have a warning label on it.

RoeDapple 6 years ago

Okay forget that then . . . Anybody wanna help me build a pneumatic Gatling gun that fires golf balls?

RoeDapple 6 years ago

"I promise to never mention poop again"

defecated feces might work. Both of Latin origin. Nice safe non French words

Liberty275 6 years ago

What do you mean by "race"? Paddle paddle paddle fast fast fast win win win! or float a hundred yards. have a shot of scotch - float a hundred yards and have a shot of scotch, ad nauseum? Count me out for the first and in for the second.

/r/ single malt.

Liberty275 6 years ago

Can you keep people away from our scotch?

riverdrifter 6 years ago

My old diamondback will make the trip in two hours and save everybody a bunch of time. You trailer out at the Bowersock ramp and you're at Freestate in five minutes. The diamondback don't cotton to cup beer, only bottle 'cause t'other foams and flies at 60 mph. A 'friend' made the trip in 70 minutes one time (so he sez, was doin' amyl nitrate poppers) but has (had) large nerves and didn't bother to dodge sand bars so much. He thought somebody shot at him over around the Maple Hill bridge but we didn't find any holes in the rig. Takes 4 people to go anymore because you don't even want to know that the 1000 hp Koury guzzles down -have to stash 10 gallons of go-juice at the Lecompton bridge to complete the trip. It's my last guzzler and it doesn't get out much much anymore. Still got the old sticker: "Get in, sit down, shut up, hold on." No, it ain't for sale & nobody rides for free.

Reuben Turner 6 years ago

2 things i really don't mess w/. water and fire!!

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