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Actually babe, it's because of the way you do the 'old man groping the ladies' after one beer, but we didn't want to hurt your feelings. But if you want to think it's because of your looks, that's okay by us. :)
It is Lawrence, isn't it?
People don't invite me to party's because of the way I look. They say I scare the little children.
It really hurts.
I get invited to so many that it has become impossible to go to all the graduations, let alone get to all of the receptions that the families hold afterwords. So I fixed the situation a couple years ago - I go out of town to visit relatives that weekend!!! I send cards and/or gifts as is appropriate to the graduate. Has made my life much easier! Used to be an entire weekend of stress for me that has now become enjoyable and noone can be upset because I went to this ones graduation, but not their childs!
I get invited to SO many parties. I do my best, but with my busy schedule, I can't make it to all of them. I've heard people refer to me as "the life of the party" or somthing along those lines.. I'm not even sure what that means.
Yes I rode my bike to work today.
I second that. Can we get a vote?
Stupidest. Question. Ever.
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