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Woman detained after allegedly swimming nude in Kansas River

A homeless woman in Lawrence was arrested after skinny dipping in the Kansas River. She was arrested for indecent exposure.

July 17, 2009

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A river gazer suddenly had something else to look at last week, after a homeless woman came up to him, took off her clothes and hopped in the water, Lawrence police said Friday.

The 45-year-old woman was arrested for indecent exposure after the alleged incident, which occurred July 10, along the south bank of the Kansas River, in the 500 block of Vermont Street, according to a police report.

The woman reportedly approached a 46-year-old Lawrence man, who was standing along the river, "and asked him if he minded if she went skinny-dipping,” the report said. "The man said before he could respond, the woman had taken off her clothes and entered the water."

An officer located the woman lying nude on the river bank with another man. The officer asked her to get dressed and took her into custody.

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somebodynew 4 years, 9 months ago

autie - I am so relieved to hear from you. Since you didn't respond, I was beginning to think it might have been you !!! Hopefully, you didn't just make bail.

BTW - hope you know I am just kidding.

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bearded_gnome 4 years, 9 months ago

Oh hi there Nudist! haven't seen your posting for a while, so I thought you'd taken off [sorry, pun intended].

misplacedcheesehead (Anonymous) says…

Okay, I take this personally! ( I turned 45 today.) I would never want to swim naked where anyone would see me. Unless, of course, I was at a very isolated lake with my significant other.(hee.hee) Some of you seem to think that 45 yr. olds should never been seen naked. Well excuse me! What you forget is that persons in their 40's, 50's, etc are still rather sexy to their partners! Deal with it!

---Cheesehead, it isn't the 45 by itself. we have seen the homeless bumettes, and many of them at age 30 are well uh, less attractive than KState's beauty queen...the cow.

btw, use the word "bumettes" because "bum" has a conotation of masculinity.

yes BeerGuy, she jumps in the river and you have a very dirty homeless bumette then!


again, I am shocked and deplore the LJWorld for waiting a week to publish this. it should've been breaking news with breaking news e-mails and the big banner thingy on the webpages!

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autie 4 years, 9 months ago

I don't think that could have been one of my cousins. They usually only take a bath on wednesdays.

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Multidisciplinary 4 years, 9 months ago

Godot (Anonymous) says… I cannot believe this arrest, for this reason, happened in Lawrence. How many on this blog streaked during the 70's? Come on, 'fess up.

I know of 4 for certain, male and female, but I will not out them. Funny part is, many of the people I know, know each other so now they will all be wondering! lol. And yes, streaking in this town back then..it was like gang initiation shootings in Topeka. If it was the weekend, or if beer was involved, someone was streaking somewhere.

As for why people are so against obese people in the river, I would think if anyone is in the river, this group would be preferred and here is why. 1) Crowd control. Instead of the officers having to run off crowds of people, people would just turn and run based on some of the above comments, not my personal opinion.

2) If they were to drown, would they not float, and save a lot of money on dragging the river?

Tax payer $ saved. What ARE some of you complaining about? No $ for public showers for the homeless either. Sheesh.

:)

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nudist 4 years, 9 months ago

Shocking...naked people. what a crazy world. Where will it all end?

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9070811 4 years, 9 months ago

You know, if a KU rower falls into the Kansas River, they get sent home for the rest of day. Some of women have developed staff infections.

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ChasL 4 years, 9 months ago

If this had been a "homeless" man, I wonder if we'd have as much LPD bashing on this thread?

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Scott Overfield 4 years, 9 months ago

Maybe the guy was waiting for her to take her clothes off before he decided whether or not if he was going to be offended.

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PatKirk 4 years, 9 months ago

Swimming in that river is dangerous nude or clothed.

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Beer Guy 4 years, 9 months ago

I prefer a naked hippie over a dirty hippie, but I guess the Kansas river would make her dirtier.

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Marion Lynn 4 years, 9 months ago

bearded_gnome (Anonymous) says…

Was the gal worth looking at?

Marioin, I thought you were the big hit with the ladies!

are you so desperate you'd go panting after a 45-year-old homeless woman???

besides, now you've already got Irish! "

Marion writes:

I only asked if the gal was worth looking at!

Jeez!

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Godot 4 years, 9 months ago

I commend said "homeless woman" for making the effort to take a bath. Maybe the problem the city has with her bathing is that she did not have to register with the city in order to pay for the pleasure of using water.

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Godot 4 years, 9 months ago

I cannot believe this arrest, for this reason, happened in Lawrence. How many on this blog streaked during the 70's? Come on, 'fess up.

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Christine Anderson 4 years, 9 months ago

Okay, I take this personally! ( I turned 45 today.) I would never want to swim naked where anyone would see me. Unless, of course, I was at a very isolated lake with my significant other.(hee.hee) Some of you seem to think that 45 yr. olds should never been seen naked. Well excuse me! What you forget is that persons in their 40's, 50's, etc are still rather sexy to their partners! Deal with it!

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KS 4 years, 9 months ago

If she was good looking with a nice body, it wasn't indecent exposure. If she was obese, it is.

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bearded_gnome 4 years, 9 months ago

Was the gal worth looking at?

Marioin, I thought you were the big hit with the ladies!

are you so desperate you'd go panting after a 45-year-old homeless woman???

besides, now you've already got Irish!

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BlackVelvet 4 years, 9 months ago

I'd bet dollars to donuts that if the cops had not arrested this person, there would be plenty of bitching and complaining on here about the LPD not enforcing all of the laws.

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BigPrune 4 years, 9 months ago

This wasn't the same homeless woman who got arrested a few years ago for "doin' IT in the road" with a bunch of homeless guys, was it?

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altarego 4 years, 9 months ago

We oughtta get her a job at the new Hooters out on the SLT!!!

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SwineFlu 4 years, 9 months ago

Nauseating just thinking about a salt n peppered homeless hippie beaver.

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somebodynew 4 years, 9 months ago

sustainabilitysister - "I too am a supporter of clothing optional sunbathing and swimming in the Kaw. Thanks LPD for wasting our taxes some more. "

While I personally agree with the clothing optional thing (although not sure about the river), what don't people get in this. The cops were CALLED there because someone obviously took offense. Once you call the police you deal with the outcomes.

And to jrlii - Keep in mind, when officers are sworn in they take an oath to uphold the laws. They don't get to pick which ones they think are "silly". They may not all enforce them the same way, but they are required to respond, assess the situation and make a determination on what to do.

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roger_gilchrist 4 years, 9 months ago

Allegedly swimming nude? Either she was or wasn't swimming nude. What else would she have been doing? Taking a bath?

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KEITHMILES05 4 years, 9 months ago

At least she asked the first time. Manners still count.

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rousseau108 4 years, 9 months ago

then tell all of your little uptight friends to stop calling the police for such "trivial" (according to you) offenses, that way they'd actually have the time to be proactive and go after more serious criminals (which I'm sure is what they'd rather do anyway). Learn to parent your kids, get along with your neighbors, don't catch stray dogs, learn to relax and at least put up with fireworks around the 4th, etc, etc, and voila, lots of extra time for the police to do actual policing.

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couranna1 4 years, 9 months ago

Take me to the River, drop me in the water washing me down washing me dooown

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sustainabilitysister 4 years, 9 months ago

I too am a supporter of clothing optional sunbathing and swimming in the Kaw. Thanks LPD for wasting our taxes some more.

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somebodynew 4 years, 9 months ago

@jrlii - OK, let me see if I follow your "thinking"? A law (ordinance) is passed and the "Peace Officer" is supposed to enforce only those He/She thinks is important?? Sounds like something one could be fired for.

If you have rules at whatever work you do, do you pick and choose which ones are "important"??

People need to keep in mind that if the POLICE are called, they have to respond. And hopefully will enforce whatever law has been legally been passed.

If you think speeding is a "silly law", first try responding to the scenes of some of the accidents caused by this "silly law" and then secondly get the law changed by the legislators so that the silly thing is abolished.

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50YearResident 4 years, 9 months ago

I think the problem was she weighed 300 pounds and they charged her with public obscenity!

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jrlii 4 years, 9 months ago

Ah, that is the problem with the generational change in attitude when police quit thinking of themselves as "peace officers" and started thinking of themselves as "law enforcement officers."

The problem with law enforcement, is that police tend to focus their efforts on the laws which are easiest to enforce and obtain convictions on, rather than the laws which are important, so they enforce silly laws like speeding and drug possession at the expense of important laws like burglarly, robbery, murder and rape and fraud.

Peace officers kept the peace. Law enforcement officers enforce any fool thing the city commission passes.

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mae 4 years, 9 months ago

fugu, you just made me laugh, kudos!!!

the river isn't that dirty, i've tested it. it really depends which side of the dam that it happened.

i agree that it's sad if she had to bathe this way, but i wouldn't hesitate to swim it in the right places. of course i'm a strong swimmer and not mental. growing up in muddy rivers and creeks isn't something to be ashamed of. lots of these people are heroes during floods just because we learned to swim currents rather than swimming pointless laps in joco pools.

just saying.

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blindrabbit 4 years, 9 months ago

based on what Defenstrator blogged about sighting a wet beaver in the river; this story no-doubt is related to the dam/powerplant story. Aren't beavers great dam builders; or is this different kind of beaver of which he speaks.

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Fugu 4 years, 9 months ago

I just want to know how she had taken all of her clothes off and jumped in the river before this man even had a chance to respond.... This woman is quick! Did she have break-a-way clothing?

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slappedyomomma 4 years, 9 months ago

Merril, That woman should be advised how toxic that river is and choose a pond surrounded by an organic farm field. Who knows maybe the organic farm family might join her. .......

leave it to Merril to find some way to relate this to some wacky topic.

btw Merril, "organic" farms can still use chemicals and substances that are toxic to humans, as long as they come from a "natural" source. and even if they didn't, cow manure, a commonly used organic fertilizer, is toxic to humans. i wouldn't want to swim anywhere there is runoff from any type of farm, "organic" or not.

and please define an "organic farm family"...

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introversion 4 years, 9 months ago

I think a $10 citation probably would have covered it.

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tangential_reasoners_anonymous 4 years, 9 months ago

Will she be out in time to go camping, next week?

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Ernest Barteldes 4 years, 9 months ago

So Im guessing that the guy actually minded the woman go swimming naked... so, is it THAT hot in Kansas?

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Marion Lynn 4 years, 9 months ago

Where are the pix of the real thing, though?

Where's the beef?

Was the gal worth looking at?

Enquiring minds want to know!

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MacHeath 4 years, 9 months ago

yeah, and if she drowned, you all would be complaining about why the police didn't respond.

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SwineFlu 4 years, 9 months ago

Maybe that beaver cleaned the river a bit.

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Chris Scafe 4 years, 9 months ago

What's really a shame is that the woman is homeless and had to go to the river to bathe.

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bearded_gnome 4 years, 9 months ago

"if that was you in that river you wouldn't be laughing at all!"

[with Macdonalds themesong]

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somebodynew 4 years, 9 months ago

autie - was that you or one of your cousins???

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alm77 4 years, 9 months ago

Jesse Fray, I think that first paragraph is one of the most well written I've read in a while! Made me laugh.

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biggunz 4 years, 9 months ago

Sad part is, someone was uptight and lame enough to actually call police.

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defenestrator 4 years, 9 months ago

That must have been what I saw on the river. Though, at the time I thought it was a wet beaver. :-(

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Leslie Swearingen 4 years, 9 months ago

I hope this woman gets help from Bert Nash. It may be cute from a two year old running across the living room, but not from a grown woman. The difficulty is people with diametrically different standards having to live in the same community.

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Ricci Moyer 4 years, 9 months ago

dang it!!! I told grandma to stop doing that!!!!

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blindrabbit 4 years, 9 months ago

katara and justchuck: I think you are both correct about Topeka and McClouth. With chiggers so bad this year nude swimming would reveal all of your flaws.

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puddleglum 4 years, 9 months ago

Gross Gross Gross, Anybody who would swim in that river is insane. That is the nastiest river within 500 miles. Lets forget about her swimming nude and focus on that fact she even got into that water in the first place.

ding ding ding! we have a winner!

maybe she was nude-noodling?

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bearded_gnome 4 years, 9 months ago

mdrndgtl (Anonymous) says…

Really, who called the police?

---strange thing, the 9-1-1 screen on that call indicated that the fish in the river called for the PD!

and, the guy she spoke to before taking her clothes off and jumping in, how was the springy in his fishing pole after that? lol


seriously, it says 500-block of VT, so upstream, just barely [sorry for pun] of the dam. maybe there actually was some danger posed to this woman.
yes, probably mental health issues are the serious element here.

also, on July 10th it was pretty hot.

in fact, why didn't we get a breaking news e-mail and webpage banner on this last friday?

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puddleglum 4 years, 9 months ago

eww-icky. I wonder if any leaches "found their way home"

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50YearResident 4 years, 9 months ago

Don't forget our drinking water comes from that nasty river. Now we have another reason to not want to drink it!

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mdrndgtl 4 years, 9 months ago

Really, who called the police?

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Charlie Sabotage 4 years, 9 months ago

there is lake gaea out towards mclouth where they have clothing optional beaches. they have a website. campgaea.org

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8ball 4 years, 9 months ago

no wonder the river smells fishy!

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Katara 4 years, 9 months ago

blindrabbit (Anonymous) says… Kansas needs a nude swimming hole; Lone Star Lake is too remote. California has Blacks Beach, Virginia has Assateague, New Mexico has Elephant Rock, Lawrence used to have Sycamore Hollow. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wasn't there a place over by Topeka by the name of Lake Edun or something? I could have sworn I've read about it on LJW before.

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blindrabbit 4 years, 9 months ago

Kansas needs a nude swimming hole; Lone Star Lake is too remote. California has Blacks Beach, Virginia has Assateague, New Mexico has Elephant Rock, Lawrence used to have Sycamore Hollow.

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oneeye_wilbur 4 years, 9 months ago

had all of that viagra ready but was too busy cooking up the Big Mandingo, the Perky and the Oneeye Wilbur hot dog. Can;'t someone get these events at the river coordinated? I thought we had a convention and visitors bureau. Lawrence is just so "special".

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Richard Heckler 4 years, 9 months ago

That woman should be advised how toxic that river is and choose a pond surrounded by an organic farm field. Who knows maybe the organic farm family might join her.

The LPD does not go looking for live nude bodies unless someone forces them to do so....

After all we were born naked.

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blindrabbit 4 years, 9 months ago

Darn it! What's a nudist swimmer to do since they arrested 3 of them a few weeks ago at a apartment house. I suggest a nudist night at the City pool; all the gawkers would of course be welcome.

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slappedyomomma 4 years, 9 months ago

its a good thing that the homeless don't have computers, or all the homeless dudes would be down there trying to pick up on the naked homeless women.

before you know it the banks of the Kaw are infested w/ multitudes of naked, homeless people doing things that shouldn't be witnessed by anybody...

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slappedyomomma 4 years, 9 months ago

rooster (Anonymous) says…

Gross Gross Gross, Anybody who would swim in that river is insane. That is the nastiest river within 500 miles. ...........

perhaps it is so nasty because all the homeless people are bathing in it.

to think that we all drink that water...

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OldEnuf2BYurDad 4 years, 9 months ago

46 is homeless years is 91 in normal years. That's a reason to get arrested.

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porch_person 4 years, 9 months ago

Somedays, it's good to be a policeman.

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RETICENT_IRREVERENT 4 years, 9 months ago

Teri Hatcher is 45, of course she is not homeless, just a desperate housewife.

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Benjamin Roberts 4 years, 9 months ago

Grump (Anonymous) says… "How come this never happens when I'm standing by the river?"

You are one of the lucky ones.

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Grump 4 years, 9 months ago

How come this never happens when I'm standing by the river?

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Benjamin Roberts 4 years, 9 months ago

jayhawklawrence (Anonymous) says… "This is ridiculous. Don't the police have something more important to worry about. Skin dipping should not get you arrested...."

Jay - This is a "gateway" crime. As a BARE minimum, it could lead to bathing by the homeless.

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auturgy 4 years, 9 months ago

Seriously, that river is SO nasty that I hope they let her take a shower, at the very least. Ugh.

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Joel Hood 4 years, 9 months ago

For you upstanding and productive citizens of Lawrence who believe the “cops are garbage,” did it ever occur to you that this woman was likely mentally unstable and the cops were called to get her out before they had to fish out - face down. But then, I’m sure one you upstanding citizens would have risked your own life to save a complete stranger before the cops got there.

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rooster 4 years, 9 months ago

Gross Gross Gross, Anybody who would swim in that river is insane. That is the nastiest river within 500 miles. Lets forget about her swimming nude and focus on that fact she even got into that water in the first place.

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Charlie Sabotage 4 years, 9 months ago

for shame. a naked homeless woman. who REALLY cares?

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beatrice 4 years, 9 months ago

You might be a redneck if ...

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truman1902 4 years, 9 months ago

NUDE in KANSAS?????The HORROR!!!

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icedoverhillon14th 4 years, 9 months ago

touche' clarkkent, i guess at that age your happy if something is taking its clothes off at all!

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Leslie Swearingen 4 years, 9 months ago

The police just enforce the laws, they don't make them up as they go along. So, even if the officers involved could not care less personally, professionally they have to do their job. Modesty is not a bad thing at any age or any condition.

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jonas_opines 4 years, 9 months ago

I like how the banner to the right had a commercial for a swimsuit outlet. I don't think the lady in question will be logging on anytime soon, just so you know.

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Tom Shewmon 4 years, 9 months ago

I hope she was given a thorough decontamination and I would suggest following up for intestinal parasites etc. What a foul river.

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CLARKKENT 4 years, 9 months ago

ice--when you are 67, who cares???????

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Tony Kisner 4 years, 9 months ago

I guess there was no need for a frisking?

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boltzmann 4 years, 9 months ago

I would be for the river being clothing optional - as long as it would be my option.

You...OK You..no You...Hell yeah. You...no way

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just_a_blur 4 years, 9 months ago

She must have been a pro, naked before he could say "no." What is that, like a half second?

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Multidisciplinary 4 years, 9 months ago

Mom, In case you are wondering, I am home now. Tired to cover it up with the homeless thing but I knew you would know. Sorry.

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icedoverhillon14th 4 years, 9 months ago

free meals for the homeless, thats what lawrence is all about.

jayhawklawrence, i agree, the police are garbage, but there are very few 45 year old women, homeless or not, that should be allowed to be naked in public. i can only imagine really, i bet she looked like a road map.

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MyName 4 years, 9 months ago

lol don't blame the police, blame the person who called the police.

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jayhawklawrence 4 years, 9 months ago

This is ridiculous.

Don't the police have something more important to worry about.

Skin dipping should not get you arrested.

We are letting felons out onto the streets who are dangerous because we are too soft on real criminals. I know too many victims of robberies that went unsolved and people are buying handguns in record numbers because they are afraid.

Law enforcement is getting their priorities wrong.

Get real.

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orbiter 4 years, 9 months ago

Took her into custody for skinny dipping? Great job LPD! Bang up job.

Sit back, have a glass of lemonade and listen to wholesome sounds of Pat Boone. You've earned it.

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Bruce Bertsch 4 years, 9 months ago

Glad to know the constabulary is keeping us safe from naked homeless women.

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Shane Garrett 4 years, 9 months ago

Finally the ljw covers a worthwile story.

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Shane Garrett 4 years, 9 months ago

Rock on Lawrence. I don't mind at all, miss!

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