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Cops: Man went naked to dental appointment

July 9, 2009

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Police say a Connecticut man has been arrested because he showed up at a dental office naked.

Police say 41-year-old Christopher Hoff, of Stratford, also was five days late for his appointment.

Authorities say Hoff entered Optimus Dental’s office Monday with nothing on. A startled female receptionist screamed, and he ran away.

Officers went to his home, and Hoff told them he had been sleeping all day. Police took Hoff to the dental office, where the receptionist identified him.

Hoff was charged with disorderly conduct, public indecency and failure to comply with fingerprinting.

Comments

Chris Ogle 5 years, 5 months ago

I can't believe he got arrested for showing up late.

bearded_gnome 5 years, 5 months ago

Officers went to his home, and Hoff told them he had been sleeping all day. Police took Hoff to the dental office, where the receptionist identified him.

Hoff was charged with disorderly conduct, public indecency and failure to comply with fingerprinting.

LMAO! "failure to comply with fingerprinting? hahahaha!

they took him back and the receptionist identified him...by what?

here's a scenario: the police car in that connecticut town is one of the old fashioned ones...with the vinyl back seat. its a hot and sticky summer day. nudeman arrested, put in back of squadcar, sitting on sticky vinyl...naked naughty bits...[insert sound of package tape coming off of roll] getting out of the back of that car might've been punishment enough for nudeman.

now, if the situation were reversed: male receptionist, female dental patient comes in nude...wonder if same legal ramifications?
this does lend itself to innovative dental ads.
"come as you are for our dental appointments!" "clothes make the man, we do the mouth!"

I remember on and around the UC Berkley campus going back in the '70s there was "nude man" who literally walked around nude. went into class sessions, visited food service, etc.

cj123 5 years, 5 months ago

how funny! i would have pointed at the guy and laughed!

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