Obama’s picks bringing round ball to Oval Office
After naming Chicago schools boss Arne Duncan as his choice to be secretary of education, President-elect Barack Obama said, “I think we are putting together the best basketball-playing Cabinet in American history.” Oh. Really. Well, how might an all-NBA/WNBA Cabinet look?
A potential roster
• Attorney general
Shaquille O’Neal. A onetime special deputy sheriff of Maricopa County, Ariz.
• Commerce
Charles Barkley. Who better than the “Round Mound of Rebound” to help the country come back?
• Labor
Sheryl Swoopes. After giving birth, returned to win WNBA title.
• Agriculture
Robert Traylor. Who else but a man known as “The Tractor”?
• State
Michael Jordan. Known around the world.
• Transportation
Patrick Ewing. Who traveled more?
‘Court’ appointments
Here are some of the members of Barack Obama’s real “basketball Cabinet” — a lineup of friends and family he plays hoops with — and their stats:
• Arne Dundan
Position: U.S. education secretary nominee
Height: 6 foot 5
Hoops career: Co-captain at Harvard, where he was all-Ivy League and an Academic All-American and played four years of pro basketball in Australia
Scouting report: “I did not select Arne because he’s one of the best basketball players I know.” –Barack Obama
• David Axelrod
Position: Senior adviser to the president
Height: 6 foot 2
Hoops career: Met his future wife, Susan Landau, playing basketball in a coed league in Chicago’s Hyde Park
Scouting report: “(O)n the basketball court, teammates say that if you pass him the ball you are lucky to see it again.”– Tim Shipman, the Daily Telegraph of London
• Craig Robinson
Position: Head men’s basketball coach, Oregon State University (and Obama’s brother-in-law)
Height: 6 foot 6
Hoops career: Two-time Ivy League player of the year at Princeton, played two seasons of pro ball in Britain and former head coach at Brown University
Scouting report: “I passed to Craig often enough that he concluded I was a good guy.” — Obama
• Reggie Love
Position: Obama’s personal assistant
Height: 6 foot 4
Hoops career: Was on Duke’s 2001 NCAA championship basketball team and 2004-05 team captain
Scouting report: “Those are All-ACC hands right there.” — Obama, after throwing a bag of caramel corn to Love at the Iowa State Fair
• Alexi Giannoulias
Position: Illinois treasurer
Height: 6 foot 2
Hoops career: Played point guard at Boston University and a year of professional ball in Greece
Scouting report: “Barack was between Alexi and the basket. Alexi lowered his shoulder and took him out.” — Fellow pickup player Eric Whitaker
• Eric Whitaker
Position: Obama family friend, adviser
Height: Not available
Hoops career: Played at Grinnell College
Scouting report: “(Whitaker) and I played basketball together when he was getting his master’s in public health at Harvard, while I was in law school there.” –Obama