Archive for Sunday, October 14, 2007

Burglar steals food, leaves valuables alone

October 14, 2007


— This thief apparently had quite the appetite.

Appleton police received a call Wednesday of a burglary - not of valuables but of food.

The burglar apparently entered the unlocked apartment and walked away with a pizza, six eggs, a can of beef ravioli, a can of peaches and one chicken-and-broccoli Hot Pocket, authorities said.

The crime apparently occurred between 8:30 a.m. and 12:30 p.m., the police report said.

Police had no immediate suspects.


Ragingbear 10 years, 8 months ago

However, MacGuyver warns the president that this thief is only a rubber band and a fuel hose away from making a nuclear bomb.

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