Lively judge tries to keep the peace

Attorneys argue about Anna Nicole Smith's body, daughter

Broward County Circuit Court Judge Larry Seidlin presides during a hearing in Fort Lauderdale, Fla. Attorneys for Howard K. Stern, Anna Nicole Smith's mother and an ex-lover of Smith's returned Thursday to Seidlin's court for the second day of a hearing, each claiming they should have control of the Playboy Playmate's remains.

? There were angry attacks at times, resounding laughter at others and a standing-room only audience.

And as custody of Anna Nicole Smith’s body and of the former Playboy Playmate’s infant daughter devolved Thursday into an all-out legal circus, Circuit Judge Larry Seidlin became the affable ringmaster.

On the second day of an often acrimonious emergency hearing over Smith’s remains, Seidlin, 56, called lawyers “terrific” and “beautiful.” He divulged the minutiae of his days, from his morning swim to the tuna sandwich he was having when assigned the case. He so frequently spoke off the cuff that he seemed like he was auditioning for a TV court show.

And he really seemed to enjoy it.

“It was delightful having everyone,” he said at the end of the day.

Everyone probably would not agree.

Smith’s longtime companion, Howard K. Stern, claims he is executor of her will and wants her buried next to her son in the Bahamas. Her estranged mother, Vergie Arthur, wants her buried in Smith’s home state of Texas.

Photographer Larry Birkhead hopes DNA taken from Smith will help prove he fathered the former centerfold’s 5-month-old daughter, Dannielynn, who could inherit millions.

Seidlin has said the dispute could be lengthy. The hearing, which began Wednesday, took all day Thursday and was to continue today.

Attorneys for all three took swipes at each other’s clients throughout Thursday’s hearing in a room jammed with about 50 people. Reporters sat on the floor and atop a credenza, punching away at handheld computers. Courthouse staff struggled to push their way through. There were not enough chairs for all the attorneys.

Attorneys for Stern and Arthur fought Birkhead’s attorneys’ plea to gather additional DNA from the body of Smith, who died a week earlier, though Seidlin eventually ordered another cheek swab taken. Stern’s attorneys called Arthur’s move to gain her estranged daughter’s remains “sick” and the mother’s attorneys charged back that Smith’s longtime companion had no rights whatsoever.

The attorneys, at times, buried their faces in their hands. They interrupted Seidlin repeatedly. Some even refused to shake hands.

Unfazed, Seidlin addressed the attorneys as “my good lawyer,” or as “California” or “Texas” to note their state. The more tense the mood got, the more steadfastly he sought civility.

It was a milder tone than Seidlin struck as he took over the case Wednesday and declared Smith’s corpse would stay refrigerated in the medical examiner’s office until he said otherwise.

“This body belongs to me right now,” he said then. “This body’s not leaving Broward County till I make the ruling.”

After more than four hours of bickering, Seidlin decided that Smith should be “treated with dignity” and thus be embalmed as soon as possible.

Broward County Medical Examiner Joshua Perper suggested that the embalming be conducted in his office “in order to prevent a media circus.”

A witness will be present to ensure that no photographs will be taken of the body, Perper said.

Earlier in the day, Seidlin ordered the medical examiner’s office to swab Smith’s cheek, even though DNA samples already had been collected. He said he wanted to make sure her body wouldn’t have to be exhumed.

“When we bury her, I want it to be forever,” he said.

Smith, 39, died Feb. 8 after collapsing at a Florida hotel.

As the proceedings dragged on, police investigating a burglary report in the Bahamas went into a mansion that Stern and Smith shared. Stern, who was at the mansion with the officers, claims a computer, home videos and other items were taken from the house after Smith’s death.

Wayne Munroe, an attorney for Smith’s estate, said police took computer hard drives and other items as evidence.

In California, Prince Frederic von Anhalt, the husband of actress Zsa Zsa Gabor, filed legal documents Thursday seeking a DNA test to determine if he fathered the baby. Von Anhalt, who says he is 59, has said he and Smith had a decadelong affair.