Lawrence trainer names top celebrity couch potatoes

For four years, Lawrence trainer, bodybuilder and author Marty Tuley has kept an eye out for celebrities who aren’t exactly a picture of health.

He compiles top-10 list of stars who seem the most in need of a salad and a treadmill.

Actually, he refers to the list a different way: the “Celebrity Get Off Your (Rear End) List.” He posts it on his Web site, which includes an unmentionable word but is available by typing “Marty Tuley” in a search engine.

Here’s this year’s list, and an excerpt of Tuley’s comments about the celebs:

1. Larry the Cable Guy (comedian) – “He’s a walking, talking poster child for angioplasty! I bet if you shook him enough, his arteries would produce butter.”

2. Peter Griffin (from the animated show “The Family Guy”) – “Peter has the unique distinction of the first animated individual to make the list. But it’s a title and honor for which he’s well-suited.”

3. Jorge Garcia (actor on TV’s “Lost”) – “Lost? Where? In Taco Bell?”

4. Dr. Phil McGraw (TV psychologist) – “Ah yes, Mr. Fitness himself, the king of weight loss. Is it me or does Philly seem to be a little less the shining example of fitness than he’d have us believe?”

5. Rosie O’Donnell (on TV’s “The View”) – “I don’t know if I call her a view unless we’re talking panoramic!”

6. Beth Smith (actor on TV’s “Dog the Bounty Hunter”) – “Though times aside, Beth’s got a little issue of her own. It’s called the dinner table, and it’s where she appears to be spending a great deal of time.”

7. Kevin Michael Richardson (actor on TV’s “The Knights of Prosperity) – “I just couldn’t resist a character called ‘Muscle.’ Muscle? Are you kidding me? This guy no more resembles muscle than Ashlee Simpson resembles a real singer.”

8. Charlie Weis (Notre Dame head football coach) – “A whole lot of coaches are flat out FAT! I picked on Charlie (sorry, Charlie), but he’s hardly alone. Look around the ranks of college and professional football, and you’ll find no shortage of fully qualified individuals waddling up and down the sidelines dreaming of their next victory, and maybe more importantly … their next chili cheese dog!”

9. Mariah Carey (pop singer) – “Forget about the pictures on her Web site. Those pictures have been ‘touched’ more than Jenna Jameson’s money maker. I now predict even BIGGER things from Mariah. You grow, girl!”

10. Nicole Richie (actress and party girl) – “A great example of the REAL Hollywood diet … drugs + booze + no exercise + no sleep = YUCK!”