To the editor:

As the KU graduates walk down the hill this weekend, their diplomas will certainly feel heavier now that this university has renewed its accreditation. As part of this official stamp of approval, these students have mastered the essential skills associated with a university education. However, just in case they might have been doing the crossword puzzle or dozing during class, here are five precepts they ought to scribble on the back of their sheepskin:

1. Whenever you hear high-sounding rhetoric, immediately engage your BS detector.

2. There are no straight lines in this universe and everything is a bit out of kilter.

3. You have only scratched the surface of learning and you must struggle to keep the itch alive.

4. To figure how this world operates, follow the money.

5. Knowledge and success pale in comparison with love, family and friendship.

Ray Finch,

Lawrence