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You have to breath through your ears.
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Chug a small bottle of Power C Machine by Naked and do a sinus rinse with saline water. Not at the same time...
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A potent shot of pepper spray to the mouth and nasal membranes.
Oh... and a hoodie to ward off those icy winter winds.
Gargle a shot of Jack Daniels, swallow; repeat. Sleep. Upon waking, repeat remedy until all cold symptoms have disappeared.
The minute I feel a virus starting to take hold I take a steaming hot bath to raise my temperature. Once I have broken a good sweat I get out of the tub, drink a big glass of cool water, put on my cozy jammies, and go to bed. 99 times out of 100 I wake up the next morning feeling great, no cold symptoms at all.
Huevos ranchero with hot salsa to clear the sinuses in the a.m. and Jack Daniels Black Label with honey later in the day. Of course if you have a bad sore throat, substitute hot tea and honey for the huevos rancheros. And, drink lots of water.
Use Coldeze, get sleep, drink liquids.
Red onion sliced thin with sugar sprinkled between slices. Press between 2 glass plates and drink the juice. Works as well as bourbon and honey.
A shot of Jack Daniels kills a cold dead.
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Bourbon, the great cure-all. Known it for years.
usually if you take lots of vitamin c, use cold medicine and rest it will take about 7-14 days to go away, if you don't take care of yourself it takesabout a week-2 weeks to get over it.
Last winter I tried a folk remedy I'd read about but never actually used before. It didn't cure the cold but it really did an amazing job with the symptoms.
A jigger and a half of bourbon mixed with a heaping tablespoon of honey and then slowly sipped. Took care of the scratchy throat and congestion in my chest and head. I was skeptical but it really did work.
There is no remedy for a cold.
One can only address the symptoms.
Soon we will have to have a prescription to do that.
Elderberry Juice and olive leaf extract.
Oh, and eat lots of tacos.
Don't lick anything in the checkout line at the store.
Go HEAVY on the Virgin Coconut oil and Grapefruits for a couple days. Works esp great for lipid enveloped viruses.
Vit C and plenty of sleep to keep imune system as strong as possible.....
Yes, move to a warmer part of the Country during the Winter
Yep - vitamin C everyday! Yes - wash hands a lot! Wear gloves in public - pushing shopping carts, etc. NEVER touch the magazines in doctor's offices. Don't touch any part of your face unless you have washed your hands. Plenty of rest. Hey - and if your sick stay home so not to spread it to everyone else!
NyQuil, chicken soup and seven up. And treat all sick people like they have the plague. Don't get close at all to them,...run. flee.
Extra vitamin C, keep washing those hands, chicken soup, alka seltzer & a couple of shots from the doctors, Johnny, Jim, or Jack. That's Walker, Beam or Daniels, whomever you have handy for a house call.
Also, forget the style points & just sneeze into your sleeve.
Be well, hugs & kisses, everyone!
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