Letter to the editor: Help out a taxpayer

To the editor:

Since I filed my federal income taxes yesterday, I thought I should take advantage of this by asking my elected representatives for a favor, so I sent them the following via email. I await the responses eagerly.

Dear (insert title and name here),

I am considering visiting the nation’s capital. I hear you can get lodging at a nice luxury condo for $50/night.

I’m not sure how to get this deal.

Can you hook me up?