Letter to the editor: Insane college costs

To the editor:

Have we got a deal for you! KU proposes 2.5 percent tuition hike for 2017-2018. Pay us tens of thousands of dollars, even if you have to go deep into debt, and we will give you a piece of paper signifying that during the past four to six years or more you learned some “valuable information.” Don’t worry that this piece of paper may not necessarily guarantee future employment. You can always come back and take additional courses at a special rate. Because the State of Kansas cares about your higher education, once you gather enough of these courses and degrees, you will be automatically enrolled in a lottery where the grand prize is a six-digit academic sinecure. Hurry! Enroll today!