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Brownback announces annual Easter egg hunt

March 5, 2012


— Kansas Gov. Sam Brownback and first lady Mary Brownback have announced the date for the annual children's Easter egg hunt at Cedar Crest, their official residence.

The event will take place at 11 a.m. on April 7, the Saturday before Easter. It's open to children ages 1 through 9, and a local radio station plans to broadcast live from the hunt and give away a bicycle.

Sponsors include the National Guard, the Kansas Capitol Police, Russell Stover Candies Inc., and Security Benefit Group Inc., which has its headquarters about three-quarters of a mile to the west.

Shuttles from Security Benefit's parking lot to Cedar Crest will begin at 9 a.m.

The governor's office says if there's rain, all candy will be donated to a local children's charity.


somedude20 3 years, 11 months ago

Everyone knows that E. Bunny was/is Jesus's uncle....stay thirsty my friends

RogueThrill 3 years, 11 months ago

I think Jewish folk are likely to be more offended.

gr 3 years, 11 months ago

Related to fertility? No doubt. How about incest?

It gets confusing so do some searching yourself. But, Nimrod's mother, Semiramis (Latin: Mea Domina), was also his sister. And wife. Nimrod died an "untimely" death. But, Semiramis was pregnant with her second son. (Nimrod was her first). The pregnancy was explained as Nimrod going to the sun to become the sun god, Baal, but then his spirit returned to impregnate her by immaculate conception. (Kind of a counterfeit before the real)

Guess what comes about nine month's later? Little baby Tammuz, the "reincarnation" of Nimrod, or incest. This eventually merged with Mithra. Which also merged again with some religions. And what happens about nine months from now?

Happy Mithra. Nothing about Jesus here.

evilpenguin 3 years, 11 months ago

but due to cutbacks, eggs will be replaced with WWII grenades

doc1 3 years, 11 months ago

In that case I hope Sam fills his basket.

Orwell 3 years, 11 months ago

Or promises of eggs, sooner or later.

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