To the editor:
My needle is usually stuck in the vinyl. I keep hearing the same old. However, the National Rifle Association has put forth a most refreshing solution to mass violence. First, we arm the teachers. Without funds from the federal government for this slam dunk success, we will pay for it with privatization, restructuring, vouchers, outsourcing, downsizing, rightsizing, tax breaks, charitable contributions and of course volunteers. Once we secure the schools we can ask the Bowling Alley Coalition to retrofit those pin setters with some really updated rocketry.