Dire strategy
To the editor
In response to Sept. 4 letter to the editor: The Flat Earth Party believes that the Flat Earth Party would trigger worldwide depression in a move to take over government. A depression will allow them to be elected and take over the government as the problem is the current government’s head, which they will not let improve conditions until after the next election. Supporters will not hire the unemployed until after the elections and only if they vote for the Flat Earth Party candidates.
The Flat Earth Party promises that if elected they will divert all funds for a social retirement system to pay off the national debt. Medical care will be returned to the people who are young enough and can afford it. They will return control to the people who own this country, the “Flat Earth Party supporters.” The Flat Earth Party will implement a constitutional amendment for no taxes on the “Flat Earth Party” supporters. Child labor will be used to compete in the world market and older workers will have to work at child wages. Wars will continue to be used for population control and profit and to move wealth from the “have-nots” to the “Flat Earth Party” supporters. Voter photo IDs will be sold to Flat Earth Party members and supporters that do not own their own representative in the government. The Flat Earth Party will ban humor.
Register to vote so nothing like this could happen in this country, or could it?

