Letters to the Editor

Enrollment boosters

October 4, 2011


To the editor:

Here are a couple of suggestions to help reverse Kansas University’s dropping student enrollment:

• Give students free tickets to all KU sporting events. Grant them priority parking access.

• Terminate all classes on Monday and Friday. Abolish writing requirements. Make textbooks optional.

• Permit underage drinking and transform libraries into party centers.

• Do away with terms: “assignments, professors, exams;” use instead “rewards, personal trainers, self-assessment.”

• Institute a “cash for credit option” where students can purchase a diploma with an official KU logo for only $50,000 (hurry now, supplies limited; this offer will not last!).


cato_the_elder 3 years, 11 months ago

While DIST is engaging in wholly appropriate sarcasm, the fact is that he's not far off the mark.

grimpeur 3 years, 11 months ago

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