Too much tea
To the editor:
Last night I began to ruminate about the tea party and wondering how long they are going to continue to block everything up and never allow anything to pass. And then my thoughts shifted and I remembered what my wife said when she thought I was drinking too much tea. She said that if you drink too much tea you will get constipated. You will get blocked up and never allow anything to pass. I wonder what made me think of that.