To the editor:
I just can’t take this socialist ObamaCare. I much prefer the Republican’s EnronCare. You see, the government just can’t be trusted to do anything right, so we gotta leave it to private industry and free markets to get us the best possible care. You know, private companies like Enron, AIG, Tyco, or business guys like that Madoff character.
And we need tart reform. We need fewer calories in our tarts to make us healthy, and it’s gonna save around 2 percent on health care premiums. And I wanna buy my insurance from another state, like Hawaii. I hear in Hawaii if you work over 20 hours a week you get inexpensive, good health benefits no matter what. Unless that’s socialist, cause then I don’t want it.
But we gotta get these costs down before we become like France. In France they pay something like 120 percent of their income on health care and everybody waits for months just to see a guy about a cold. That ain’t gonna fly here. Hey, G-beck is on the TV, I gotta run. Down with ObamaCare!