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Seeking a way out of war

May 23, 2008

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The Current Occupant tossed Nazis into a speech last week, something he rarely does since it only reminds people of Dick Cheney. He likened those who would negotiate with terrorists to those who tried to appease the Nazis, an awkward comparison, since Nazis were self-defined and wore the swastika proudly, and terrorists are anybody we nominate to be terrorists, who may include terrorists, people who know terrorists, people named Terry, or people with wrists. One reason Guantanamo is kept top-secret is so you and I won't know how many innocent people have been locked up there and how little the bureaucracy cares about innocence, which might remind people of the Nazis.

The Nazis have served us well as an embodiment of evil even after they're all dead and buried, thanks to wonderful movies with cruel men with bad skin and guttural voices - and the word itself, which has an ominous buzz to it, unlike the gentle "communist," a cousin to "communion" and "community," though when it comes to outright hard-core evil, communism outdid the Third Reich hands down. Stalin was the most murderous man in the history of the world, having had a larger victim pool to work with, and yet "Stalinist" is not the epithet it should be.

That's because communism was exploited for short-term political advantage after World War II by Richard Nixon and other weasels of the right, much the way "terrorist" is today, to scare people into acceding to unprecedented secrecy and concentration of power and freedom of bureaucrats from any accountability whatsoever. Spooky old hammerhead politicians found anti-communism to be wonderfully profitable and they rode that horse for years and cheapened the language.

The War on Terror, to most people, is a lame joke, and Republicans who've been embedded in Washington too long are now finding that the word "terrorism" has lost its tread. This multitrillion-dollar war is going to wind down, one way or another. The Occupant will hand it off to the next president, who can then negotiate with people who know people who know terrorists and work out a way to extricate our people from the desert.

If a Democrat does it, it will be appeasement, and if a Republican does it, it will go down as a courageous act of statesmanship, but one way or another, it will be done.

I got a letter from a U.S. Marine in Fallujah ("trapped in this heat and smoke. ... running in circles that won't change anything") who, though a "right-wing social conservative," asks, "Where are the protests from my contemporaries in America's colleges? Why do I not detect an appropriate sense of urgency from our citizens and elected officials?"

It's only May. You will see more urgency from elected officials as November nears. Sen. McCain is now talking about withdrawal except of course he wants to call it "victory," and Republicans up for re-election are learning to sound a little more thoughtful and even skeptical about the war. In Minnesota, a man is up for re-election who sat on a Senate committee with oversight responsibility for the rebuilding effort in Iraq and who showed no keen interest in the billions of dollars disappearing down rat holes. He is now starting to recover some memory.

Meanwhile it's almost Memorial Day and here is a vet on television talking hopefully about his dream of making a good life who has been horribly burned and grafted back together, his head looks like a candle stub with a mouth and blinking eyes. Your heart goes out to the brave young man. And what choice does he have other than to be brave? It's either that or the life of a potato. But who did this to him?

On Memorial Day we'll hear about men who gave their lives for their country, but many lives were not given, they were taken, and taken stupidly and carelessly. And there has been great public piety about those men and their "sacrifice" on the part of politicians who blithely sacrificed them.

Back in 2001, McCain said that a person couldn't talk policy to the Current Occupant for more than 10 minutes and then his mind wandered and he was anxious to talk about baseball. His impatience with detail was apparently a factor in the disastrous move to disband the Iraqi army. I hope he gets to spend some time in his presidential library in Dallas and catch up on what he missed out on.

Garrison Keillor's "A Prairie Home Companion" can be heard Saturday nights on public radio stations across the country, including KANU, 91.5 FM, in Lawrence.

Comments

beccadog 5 years, 11 months ago

I'll be thrilled when all you conservatives put on a military uniform and go to the war that Bush-Cheney started and with whom the reasons for the war keep changing every month. All was done under false premises as told to the American people. And, if you come home alive, I'd love to receive your account of how this administration has treats its warriors and veterans with post traumatic stress disorders. One out of every 5 that have gone to war and returned alive have post traumatic stress disorders, which are basically being ignored by the Pentagon. Prove me wrong! Join the armed forces and go to Iraq.

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duplenty 5 years, 11 months ago

"The anti-war crowd is writing all uor death sentenes as we speak."I'd like to see some sort of rationalization for that statement. Are you saying that the Pope wants you dead?'And amazingly, maybe due to the same disorder, both hate Bush."That's right, genius: anyone who has disdain for the least popular president in history is afflicted by a "disorder".You are aware that the idiot in chief went on TV to announce that in order to show his solidarity with the mothers of soldiers killed in the war that he started, he's chosen to give up golfing.Let's look at that again - he compared his giving up golf to the sacrifices made by our military men and women.And then he did an imitation of Dr. Evil from the Austin Powers movies.This is the guy you morons go to the mat for?

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cato_the_elder 5 years, 11 months ago

Keillor is an otherwise talented man whose political views are mired in the late-60's. He should stick to his day job.

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Harderfaster 5 years, 11 months ago

Has anyone noticed that Keillor looks just like Michael Moore? Same body type. Same scrunched up face. And amazingly, maybe due to the same disorder, both hate Bush.

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Finding_Uranus 5 years, 11 months ago

Keillor probably just realizes that the views he has won't effect him, since he'll already likely have passed on. The rest of us under 65 or so? Good luck. The anti-war crowd is writing all uor death sentenes as we speak.

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just_another_bozo_on_this_bus 5 years, 11 months ago

Keillor puts it well-- anyone who votes for McCain is voting to pointlessly sacrifice more troops-- not "support" them.

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