Michigan — Talk about being in a pickle: A judge gave a 35-year-old man probation in a case that police said involved an assault with pickles.
According to police reports, the pickle problems began when Bobby Lee Bolen of Buchanan was hanging out at his then-friend Jody Lee's home in Buchanan on Aug. 20.
Bolen went to the refrigerator and helped himself to some pickles. According to the report, Lee told Bolen he couldn't afford to feed everyone and not to eat his pickles. Bolen then began yelling and swearing and stormed out, according to the report.
Later, Bolen barged back into the house and got into an argument with Lee. Lee told police Bolen slammed him down on the couch and threw two large pickles at him and said, "Here's your damn pickles."
Bolen also shoved former friend J.W. Romanski III and beat Lee with a telephone when he tried to call 911, according to the report. Two counts involving Bolen's assaults were dismissed as was a charge of cutting or interfering with phone lines.
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consumer1 (anonymous) says…
This assault should have taken place in Lawrence. Are we losing our status as the biggest freak show on earth???? C'mon Phred time to act out and embarrass Kansas again.
compmd (anonymous) says…
consumer1, ask, and you shall receive: http://www2.ljworld.com/news/2007/oct...
stargazer (anonymous) says…
LMAO this sounds like my husband. "Don't eat my pickles. They are mine, all mine."
janeb (anonymous) says…
And it was at that moment I knew I did not want a pickle.....................
blue73harley (anonymous) says…
I don't want a pickle...
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Haiku_Cuckoo (anonymous) says…
Check out this footage of a lady who has a morbid fear of pickles. It's unreal.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSCotd...
Gootsie (anonymous) says…
OMG Haiku. That HAD to be an acting school college entrance exam.