To the editor:
To the person that stole my bicycle Thursday:
It's pretty cold-hearted to steal a bike on one of the hottest days so far this year. What really gets me is that there's someone out there willing to steal a bike from behind Wendy's. Obviously, if I'm riding a bicycle to my fast food job, I don't have much money. I was waiting for my pay on Friday so I could buy a lock. Now I don't have a bike to defend.
I'll be walking to Wendy's, so maybe, after a few months of scrimping and saving, I'll be able to get another bike. Perhaps you could just drop my bike back off where you found it. I'd even buy you a junior bacon cheeseburger to get it back.
The person could have walked in and possibly gotten a job and they wouldn't have needed to steal my bike. Save and buy your own.