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To the editor:

Top 10 ways to improve revenue at Eagle Bend Golf Course:

10. Ban any equipment not purchased at the clubhouse.

9. Ban any refreshments not purchased at the clubhouse.

8. Ban walkers.

7. Ban slow play.

6. Ban women and children.

5. Ban the disabled.

4. Ban other golf courses.

3. Ban rainy days.

2. Ban winter.

1. Ban smoking.

Rick Turner,

Baldwin