Souvenir gun?
To the editor:
Hey, gang, I’m gonna be the first in my block to own a nifty Special Limited Edition Custom Ruger 10/22.
I don’t know what it costs, but I’ve just got to have one so I can knock off a few squirrels and rabbits as I celebrate our Lawrence Sesquicentennial. And you know what? It’s made in the USA!
On second thought, maybe I’ll just knock out a few windows in the Journal-World display advertising office. Shame on you, LJW, for accepting an insert advertising this ridiculous rifle. I’m going to sic Michael Moore on you.
Bob Lewis,
Lawrence