To the editor:

This Elon Musk idiotic chaos must stop! The courts are trying, but here’s an alternate plan. Musk should immediately return to his first love, don his spacesuit, board one of his spacecrafts and embark on the half-year journey to Mars. On the way he could busy himself writing AI software for X (assuming he remembers how to code), or perhaps he could begin planning for the first Mars Trump Tower. Upon arrival there, he should have plenty to do: secure oxygen, water, food, energy, minerals, etc., probably several years’ work, with enough time to work out some mineral deal contracts for his boss. I suggest that he plan his return trip no sooner than 2030.

Bon voyage.

Marlin Harmony,

Lawrence