Golfers finding reasons to whine

Wildly criticized FedEx format actually appears to be working, but don't tell anyone on the tour

? Robert Allenby was among those who feared the worst when he showed up Tuesday at East Lake.

The greens were said to be in such miserable shape that the original edict was for no one to set foot on them until the opening round of the Tour Championship. When conditions slightly improved, the ban was lifted to allow for practice on all but three holes.

“Not too bad,” Allenby said as he inspected the ninth green.

These days, that constitutes a compliment.

There was grass on the green, so that was good. Some of the barren patches around the edges had been filled in with green sand. The putting surfaces looked more like a municipal course than home to the tour’s showcase event. Still, it wasn’t as bad as they thought.

“It’s not good, but it’s not horrific,” Allenby said.

The conversation shifted to a fourth consecutive week of a $7 million purse, and the finale of a FedEx Cup that would pour $35 million into retirement accounts for 144 players, with $10 million for the winner and 10th getting $500,000.

“For that kind of money, we should play on anything,” Allenby concluded.

That’s good advice for all. The inaugural year of the FedEx Cup has worked about as well as can be expected.

Entering the Tour Championship, an argument can be made that the three players with the best chance of winning are the best three players this year – Tiger Woods, Steve Stricker and Phil Mickelson.

Woods has six victories, including a major.

Mickelson has three victories, including The Players Championship, despite losing 10 weeks with an injured wrist.

Stricker has one victory – in round one of these PGA Tour Playoffs – but he has six top 5s and seemingly has been on the leaderboard ever since the U.S. Open.

Even so, most of these guys have found some reason to complain.

Woods and Mickelson have been the most critical about making the FedEx Cup bonus money deferred compensation instead of a pile of cash waiting for them on the 18th green at East Lake. Some have said the playoffs began with too many players. Others have said it’s too hard for guys at the bottom to move toward the top. A common complaint is that four weeks in a row is too much golf.

Stop for a minute. Woods and Mickelson were the ones out front in asking for a shorter season. They got it. Players were invited to meetings to look at the new model and offer suggestions. Most of them didn’t bother to attend.

It must be hard for fans to stomach the thought of these guys playing for $63 million over four weeks, in tournaments that have produced some of the best golf of the year, yet going out of their way to nitpick every detail.

And it’s a comical coincidence that the FedEx Cup was patterned after NASCAR, where 12 drivers qualify for the final 10 races that comprise “The Chase” to see who wins the Nextel Cup. Those dozen drivers will be in New York on Thursday doing promotional blitzes on everything from ESPN Zone to Letterman to Regis. Sad state, really.