Teen tearjerker plods to a predictable finish

Until now, if you wanted a Lifetime tearjerker about birth and babies, you had two choices: a film about a teen who gives birth before she’s ready or one about a willing wife who can’t give birth at all. But now, “Mom at Sixteen” (8 p.m., Lifetime) tackles both in one two-hour helping.

Terry Jeffries (Mercedes Ruehl) is one harried mom. She’s got a newborn baby, a spunky 14-year-old named Macy (Clare Stone) and a sullen 16-year-old named Jacey (Danielle Panabaker). Dad’s not in sight. And to top it off, Terry and her brood have just moved to a new school district.

The new school is located in some kind of suburban Sodom and Gomorrah. The local kids do drugs and have sex all the time. Donna (Jane Krakowski), a perky guidance counselor, fills her class with teenage “rap” sessions. She sits Buddha-like on her desk while the kids talk about teen notions of casual, consequence-free coupling.

Midway through Act 2, we discover that Terry’s newborn is not Terry’s at all, and that she’s raising Jacey’s love bundle as her own to spare her A-student daughter the ruined life of a teen mother.

At the same point in the movie, we learn that Donna and her husband have been trying desperately to conceive and/or adopt a child.

Cautionary tales about teen sexuality always walk that fine line between melodrama and camp. And “Sixteen” often tilts toward the latter

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Tonight’s other highlights

  • Five new chapters in the animated series “Star Wars: Clone Wars” (6 p.m., Cartoon Network) unfold over the course of this week.
  • Jack uses Dina to bait Marwan on “24” (8 p.m., Fox)
  • A teacher gets more than an apple as her reward on “Extreme Makeover” (8 p.m., ABC).
  • A skateboarding gamer dude ends up dead on “CSI: Miami” (9 p.m., CBS).
  • TV rerun ends in homicide on “Medium” (9 p.m., NBC).