[two and a half stars]

It’s quality review content over quality of production, right? Here is the worst-looking webcam review ever. The audio was fine (save for a couple microphone pops here and there), the lighting was fine, but the frame rate sucks, so there’s lots of blur and its grainy as hell. Again, pay attention to the content. This is a review of the new Matt Damon war film “Green Zone,” set in Iraq in 2003.

If it helps, just pretend that I’m broadcasting from space. You’d put up with the poor picture quality if I were someplace cool like the moon, wouldn’t you?