“Misreading the Lawrence Journal-World.”

— Charles Gruber, Realtor, Lawrence

“Doing skits, sketches; being silly like 'Mad TV' or Dave Chappelle's show.”

— Gabrialla Roberts, works at USA 800, Lawrence

“That's tough — I'd probably go with a corny sitcom, like 'Friends' for college kids.”

— Connor Mahan, student and works at Sunflower Outdoor & Bike Shop, Lawrence

“I'd probably be more like Wendy Williams, but I'd be roasting everyone the whole time. I wouldn't throw as much shade as Wendy, though.”

— Midori Maldonado, dental assistant, Kansas City, Mo.