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How has your mother influenced you?

Asked at Massachusetts Street on May 7, 2012

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Photo of Angela Hoisington

“My mom has taught me a lot about being a mother myself. ”

Photo of Demico Lockett

“She taught me to always be an independent person — how to make it on my own and be my own person.”

Photo of Nancy Mattson

“She clipped our wings before we left the nest so we knew how that felt. We had an honest relationship and talked a lot.”

Comments

Did_I_say_that 1 year ago

She taught me mortality. She is greatly missed.

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RETICENT_IRREVERENT 1 year ago

Inter faeces et uriname nascimur.

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killjoy 1 year ago

Not if we're C-sections.

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hitme 1 year ago

I'm just glad she isn't octomom.

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snap_pop_no_crackle 1 year ago

Taught me to appreciate Abbot and Costello.

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grammaddy 1 year ago

She showed me exactly how "not" to raise kids.

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paisley 1 year ago

Her imperfection made her perfect.

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psycho_theclown 1 year ago

One time I was looking through the freezer and I found this old piece of cake and a ziploc labeled "Psycho's Placenta."

There's two things i won't eat at her house, cake and casserole.

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RoeDapple 1 year ago

Mother? I was always told I crawled out from under a rock . . .

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ozmaster2 1 year ago

My mother was not okay. She taught me I was stupid, physically inept, and to not trust myself and not to trust my instincts. This has made for a difficult life.

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RETICENT_IRREVERENT 1 year ago

Mothers milk contains 2-Arachidonoylglycerol, an endocannabinoid that stimulates the same CB1 cannabinoid receptors as marijuana.

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RoeDapple 1 year ago

Ya gots any that smoked placenta left over? The dog's hungry an' the mrs ain't back from Wallyworld yet.

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snap_pop_no_crackle 1 year ago

TOB wins the gross-out story of the interwebs award for today.

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