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What do you do to stay healthy?

Asked at the Merc, 901 Iowa St. on January 23, 2012

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“I teach a Zumba fitness class, so that keeps me moving. ”

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“I eat fruits and vegetables and work out.”

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“Eat, local and and organic, sleep and exercise.”


RoeDapple 6 years, 4 months ago

A small glass of red wine for each day of the year. I'm now up to July 17th.

RoeDapple 6 years, 4 months ago

cuzin elroy's daddy, uncle earlbob drank rotgut moonshine and smoked cigars made from missouri tobaccy til the day he died. He liked his steaks to moo and his wimmen wild. It all caught up with him though. We planted him in the ground in '73. He was 104.

kawrivercrow 6 years, 4 months ago

"I don't drive the escort anymore."

As long as you're driving her with a condom on, you'll probably be OK anyway.

Terry Sexton 6 years, 4 months ago

There was a jump rope in my Christmas stocking. I think it's defective because it only works for about a minute, usually. Sometimes I pretend I'm this guy:

kawrivercrow 6 years, 4 months ago

Ever been to the bible belt of the deep (and not-so-deep) South? Why are so may of them morbidly obese with such high mortality rates?

Do you have a different Jesus?

It's a legitimate question, because I have been forced to keep close company with these people and whatever Jesus they follow seems to be quite different than the original one.

looza 6 years, 4 months ago

wear clean underwear and eat plenty of ring dings.

RoeDapple 6 years, 4 months ago

escorts . . . trannys . . . they all find their way to the OTS eventually . . .

he_who_knows_all 6 years, 4 months ago

I'd excercise more if my wife was in the mood more often.

RoeDapple 6 years, 4 months ago

Sorry I missed it. I was out driving the riverroad.

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