If you could teach a parrot to say anything, what would it be?
Asked at Pet World, 711 West 23rd St. on January 16, 2011

“Parrots don't talk.”
— Tashya Taylor, printing company employee, Lawrence

“Your mom.”
— Jessica Miller, medicine major, Lawrence

“I'd get it to call people names.”
— Ryan Evans, computer technology major, Lawrence

“Come back with a warrant.”
— Larry Hopkins, retired, Lawrence