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Do you have any New Year’s resolutions for 2011?

Asked at Downtown Lawrence on January 3, 2011

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“Graduate.”

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“Cut soda out.”

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“Train for another marathon.”

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riverdrifter 2 years, 5 months ago

Yes. No resolutions and no lawyers.

And: 3 olives on the martini toothpick instead of two.

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Napoleon_Dynomite 2 years, 5 months ago

Another original question....not!

How about letting readers suggest 'On The Street' questions?

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CWGOKU 2 years, 5 months ago

If you don't like the question, then just tell us what is on your mind, like everyone else does

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RoeDapple 2 years, 5 months ago

Shave off my mustache! Tired of it smellin' like last weeks tuna salad . . . thanks Evan for reminding me . . . (jeez, these wimmen kin change their hair style or color every week, but if I threaten to cut the duster they acts like I said I was goin' streakin' through Walmart . . .)

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grammaddy 2 years, 5 months ago

To stop making resolutions on NYE! They're usually forgotten by Feb 1st anyway.

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looza 2 years, 5 months ago

to stay off the LJW website

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CWGOKU 2 years, 5 months ago

To buy myself a pair of those pajama jeans I saw advertised on TV, or lose weight... I can't decide.

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nobody1793 2 years, 5 months ago

Why not both? Since they're made with spandex, even as you lose weight, they'll still fit!

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punkrockmom 2 years, 5 months ago

You get two 2 dollar bills for $10. Come on! It's such a deal. Just wait, people will use them to buy groceries eventually, you can get them for $2 then.

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charliejohnson 2 years, 5 months ago

Not as bad as the stretch pant that look like skinny jeans(with the free t-shirt). I know you saw that one last week-end.

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RETICENT_IRREVERENT 2 years, 5 months ago

T_O_B, As to the latter, you know how it is... The blockers are set up and the drivers are moving, hopefully the birds will be caught in a classic pincer movement, just as in the Battle of Cannaethen, when Hannibal skilfully maneuvered the Carthaginians, destroying the numerically superior Roman Army. Maybe, just maybe, Sun Tzu was wrong.

Anyway, just then you hear the distinctive sound of a breast being beat by wings as a big cock departs the ground cover, cackling in a low crossing flight. Instantly you are in an excited aroused state. Your face flushes, pulse quickens, nostrils flair, your pupils dilate causing tunnel vision. It is the uncontrollable acceleration of instantaneous reflexes. Earlier in your morning stupor after a late night of seeking the nourishment of spirit, you had loaded the shotgun magazine from the jumble of shells in your vest pocket, grabbing 3 shells at random, a low brass #6, a high brass dead coyote load, and a high brass #4 buckshot. Which chambered? who knows? But I do know that there is a supreme difference between being showered, peppered, or pelted by lead or bismuth.

As to the former, some would blame permissive society.

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nudist 2 years, 5 months ago

Yawn, late night History Channel again, huh...

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charliejohnson 2 years, 5 months ago

thebcman....I am in love with ESPNU....other than Jayhawk TV...the best anouncers. NO FRAN F#*@#chella.

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charliejohnson 2 years, 5 months ago

Now that is what I'm talking about!!!!

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RETICENT_IRREVERENT 2 years, 5 months ago

What could be more resolute than 3 fellows and a decadent, ungodly and immoral Francophile traipsing across frozen crop stubble in search of cock?

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Pitt_Mackeson 2 years, 5 months ago

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