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What is the strangest dream you can remember having?

Asked at Massachusetts Street on August 21, 2011

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“Riding a flying bus.”

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““It was with a deranged school bus driver. It was kind of on a roller coaster, which terrify me, and I thought if I stood up I wouldn’t be as scared.” ”

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“I don’t know. I don’t remember my dreams.”

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“I was walking downtown by Seventh and Mass, then all of a sudden I heard people screaming. I turned around and there was this big spider-lizard thing and it talked to me. The dream ended with me falling.”

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irvan moore 2 years, 7 months ago

i think i've lived it for about 65 years

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Roland Gunslinger 2 years, 8 months ago

I had a pretty strange dream tonight while taking a nap before work...

I dreamt I was a mannequin. Much like Toy Story, when no humans were around we mannequins could move about and talk, etc. If we completly submerged ourselves in water it would put us in a "dream state" so to speak. It was during one of these sessions that I became aware that I wasn't really a mannequin- but a human trapped for eternity inside a mannequin.

My wife woke me up to ask if everything was alright... she said I had been mumbling and whimpering in my sleep. Definately one of the most vivid dreams I've had in a long time.

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Phone_Man 2 years, 8 months ago

Obama was elected. Wait that was a nightmare!

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motomom 2 years, 8 months ago

being chased by a killer whale that could fly. weird weird weird.

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jonas_opines 2 years, 8 months ago

A while after my parents watched Amadeus when I was a kid, I had a dream that Mozart (recongizable by his white hair and that high-pitched laugh) was green, had six arms, and lived in a gigantic beehive. He would kidnap women and take them back to the beehive, and shoot them with this green laser that would then turn them into green, six-armed women.

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Odeo 2 years, 8 months ago

Strangest Dream - now I have one!

I dosed off for a bit but was awakened by some strange sound outside. All the while having a dream that I can now remember but is fading.

I heard a rap at my door. Falling out of bed to answer, I wanted to brush my teeth. However the rapping at my door continued. I then flew across my room "literally , as I had the wings of a Vulcher" to my entrance door. I tried to use a real low voice and say "Who are you" but was unable to speak due to my neighbors indulgence in manufacturing some type of controlled substance.... Then he appeared with a big knife and I asked him to leave...He did.

It was Sarah Palin at my door. She wanted her "Undergarments and rifle". I told her that I did not know of such things. And then she pointed out that I was wearing her "undergarments" and that she wanted her rifle back "NOW" before Todd knows.

It was at this point that I noticed a lot of wavering red dots on my body. Hmm...

Then, I awoke up to yet another dread......I Swear I paid these guys before the last episode of Miami Vice.

Out of respect:

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My_Life 2 years, 8 months ago

Being interviewed for OTS. Oh wait a minute, that was real.

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Odeo 2 years, 8 months ago

Anyone know where I could pick one of these up?

Not sure if my State of Kansas C&C would cover this. Can work that out later, I guess...

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Odeo 2 years, 8 months ago

“I was walking downtown by Seventh and Mass, then all of a sudden I heard people screaming. I turned around and there was this big spider-lizard thing and it talked to me. The dream ended with me falling.”

Preston, sorry man. I think that may not have been a dream. That was just Boris. That spider-lizard looking thing has been known to attach to ones scalp leaving its legs hanging over the eyes of its' host around downtown Lawrence for many years. It is a survival strategy for "Its Being" as Boris is very friendly and likes to cling to things. No fear. As it can be removed by any downtown barber shop. They know "Boris" and have heeled many people from this "all too familiar beast."

You may run into him around the town once in a while. No Fear.

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Odeo 2 years, 8 months ago

autie, while I have been trying to get back in to the groove of OTR trucker music, I came across a simple understanding for what you have a passion for.

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Multidisciplinary 2 years, 8 months ago

Good grief R_I, Jesco looks like my cuzin that went ter jail fer stealing a a dump truck...from the man he had done some work for...that is also his cuzin. Youd think heed know they could see it were him out their kitchen winder, him a takin' it from their back yard during off hours, but no. Afore that, I nevert herd of him befor. I looked up his likeness on the Kaydeeosee Almanac of Idiots.

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autie 2 years, 8 months ago

Leave it to the damn Argentine. Now everybody and their dog is gonna know about the other cousins that we had tried so hard to keep anonomyoused. Youd should a seen Jesco at thanksgiving and he ain't comin to my house no more.

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HollisBrown 2 years, 8 months ago

Absolutely, prospector! I pride myself on that experience!:) How many people can say they were in Jim's house and got a backrub? Well, straight people anyway.

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prospector 2 years, 8 months ago

Hollis, you know I meant that in a good way.

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HollisBrown 2 years, 8 months ago

I didn't get hosed, but I got one hell of a backrub.

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HollisBrown 2 years, 8 months ago

In college I had this Notre Dame friend with a really quick, unusual sense of humor. If somebody started talking about their dream he would kind of sigh and roll his eyes. And if he walked into the room when we were watching football, he would mutter "Oh boy, televised sports....." and leave.

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HollisBrown 2 years, 8 months ago

I would have thought Mr. French had some pipes, but I guess not. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo522W...

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autie 2 years, 8 months ago

Gomer not only sang, but that boy could shake a leg.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bWHC1U7EMA&feature=related

This is from the secret lost episodes box set limited edition. One should never use the words Gomer Pyle and lotion in the same sentence ever again.

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HollisBrown 2 years, 8 months ago

The only person that could sing "The Impossible Dream" better than Gomer was my Dad. He used to sing it while he was shaving when I was a kid. Of course, I'm a little biased when it comes to my dad.

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autie 2 years, 8 months ago

Last week I had a vivid dream of Sponge Bob Square Pants......things flopped, like a fish. And I was Squidwerd....."What are you doing now, SpongeBob?"

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HollisBrown 2 years, 8 months ago

Prospector, I have that vid saved in favorites. Say what you will, but Gentleman Jim can sing like an angel. He's about 80 now and still singing "Back Home in Indiana" at the 500. He definitely gives a good rub, but his preference is Aloe Vera.

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Cait McKnelly 2 years, 8 months ago

"All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." - T.E. Lawrence (Lawrence of Arabia. A guy I found pretty hot but may have actually been gay.)

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RETICENT_IRREVERENT 2 years, 8 months ago

Does anyone else suffer from sleep paralysis? -T_O_B

No, but I am not Burning the main line with King Ivory either...

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tange 2 years, 8 months ago

It's usually at about this point that I begin to wonder how many levels down I am. Is that sleep paralysis, or have I once again tied myself up in knotted blankets? And where is that music coming from? Is it even music or just someone vacuuming?

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prospector 2 years, 8 months ago

Gomer has some pipes,

This wouldn't make you dance, but if you start singing it when you have sleep paralysis while dreaming of Jim Nabors rubbing lotion on you, I bet you will start moving.

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HollisBrown 2 years, 8 months ago

Sometimes reality is worse than nightmares. These 2 "partner" dudes live next door to me. Usually it's all good. Sometimes they invite me over and cook for me or we watch a musical on TCM. But their taste in music is often over the top. 15 years or so ago, it was "I Will Always Love You", really loud, 24/7, over and over and over. I put a stop to that pronto. I have a 5000 watt stereo so I volleyed with "Ace of Spades" by Motorhead, full volume. Last weekend I guess they were in a frisky mood and stared playing this horrible, horrible mess from 1997. Oh, they got knocked down alright. I went over there with my mini sledge in nothing but a wifebeater, cuz that's how I roll when I sleep. I pulled the CD out and smashed it to smithereens, taking out their gold gilt and glass coffee table in the process. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWR...

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RoeDapple 2 years, 8 months ago

98% (by weight) of the universe is unaccounted for. My theory is that it is on the dream side. That might explain why it is so difficult to move in our dreams.

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thuja 2 years, 8 months ago

Strange, you would think that this would be a killer thread to read through, but I have no interest in reading about other peoples dreams.

Mu.

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The_Original_Bob 2 years, 8 months ago

Does anyone else suffer from sleep paralysis? That is messed up.

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Marcy McGuffie 2 years, 8 months ago

Broccoli was growing out of my legs (the entire surface of both legs was covered in it). But, that wasn't the most disturbing part of the dream. In the dream, I asked my husband if it was broccoli, he reached over, casually plucked a piece off of my leg and started chewing - only to confirm: "Yep. That's broccoli." As stupid and silly as it sounds, that dream disturbed the heck out of me.

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Multidisciplinary 2 years, 8 months ago

I've been having nightmares about the Prince taking his Princess to a land far far away, to explore a new world, a happy life, build a Castle New.

The Castle Old will never be the same again.

Sure, the serfs try to carry on, and bring in a crop now and then. But as seen before, new lords and ladies in the Castle Old can make changes amiss, drain the moat, restrict access to the provisions, post no hunting on private grounds, and otherwise taint the well.

Long live the Prince and Princess!

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g_rock 2 years, 8 months ago

I don't know about the strangest dream. But I do remember a dream from when I was still in my crib.

I was laying there looking at the corner of my room watching monarch butterflies flutter out of a turning lazy susan in the wall. They hovered over my crib but wouldn't let me touch them with my little chubby hand. It was summer and I remember crying at them out of want, not fear. It was definitely before I had words or the ability to stand. It was summer and the window was open and mom was actually right outside on the front porch watering flowers. I remember her talking to me thru the screen and feeling happy that she was right there.

A few nights ago I had a dream where I was moving and packing and shocked at how dirty my house was. (I don't have a house, small apartment). And I found that I left my cat in the attic (don't have a cat) and felt guilty and decided to bring him downstairs to take care of him. He was pretty sick because I had neglected him for so long and wasn't sure if he would be ok.

And I love dream interpretation. The few nights ago thing I see as fear of change and fear of losing elements of my life as a result.

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jaywalker 2 years, 8 months ago

I dreamt that a respected newspaper solicited responses to a question that virtually nobody wants to hear the rambling answer to since nobody cares about their dreams except themselves. And maybe a therapist.

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HollisBrown 2 years, 8 months ago

I dreamed I saw St. Augustine Alive as you or me Tearing through these quarters In the utmost misery With a blanket underneath his arm And a coat of solid gold Searching for the very souls Whom already have been sold.

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tange 2 years, 8 months ago

Generally, I dream in color, but I am haunted by a bizarre spectre, recurring in black-and-white...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqp3ZvL1Y9w

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geekin_topekan 2 years, 8 months ago

My two recurring dreams are; One- seeing enormous fish just below the surface. I mean house sized fish in the river or under a dock. Two- tornadoes about the width of a telephone pole right outside my front door.

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Deja Coffin 2 years, 8 months ago

Also tell me if this happens to anyone else. It is kind of hard to explain so bear with me. I grew up in Eudora my whole life and so a lot of my dreams are based in Eudora. The Eudora in my dreams is similar to Eudora in real life only there are certain things that are different. The stores on Main St. are different stores, different houses, and some of the landscape is different. The thing is that every time I dream I'm in Eudora the town that is in my dreams is always the same and has been that way for as long as I can remember. For example the park at the top of Main street in my dreams is actually lower then the street itself so in my dream you have to take steps to get down to the park area. So no matter if my dream takes place near that park, in that park, or just driving my that park it is always lowered. Does this sound crazy to anyone else? It's the same thing with Lawrence and other outlying towns near Eudora. I try to explain this to people sometimes and I know I sound like a weirdo but it really seems like my dream world is an alternate universe or something. Like there are people in my dreams that I know in my dreams but don't know in real life and I'll see them in one dream and not see them again for 2 years but in the dream can talk to them about the last time I saw them. Okay now I know I sound crazy..... but does this happen to anyone else? Please tell me there is at least one other crazy person out there!

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riverdrifter 2 years, 8 months ago

It involved a vertical and very tall brick fraternity house. It had a large level lawn that was a beautiful manicured golf green with a minature golf course on it. I played a round on it with the Grateful Dead. Had this dream decades ago but I still recall some of it because it was such a classic.

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Deja Coffin 2 years, 8 months ago

Last year right around Christmas time I had a dream that I got into a bad car wreck on K-10 between Eudora and De soto and was standing on the side of the road with a broken arm while the cops were clearing up the wreck. The dream was so vivid that I was afraid to drive on K-10 for a week. The next time I drove on K-10 was from Eudora to Lawrence. I had made it to Lawrence and was stopped at a red light right by that Chinese restaurant on the right side of the road when another car didn't stop fast enough and rear ended me. Luckily in real life my arm wasn't broken but I was standing on the side of the road watching the officer talk to the other driver thinking, "wow the dream did come true."

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Ron Holzwarth 2 years, 8 months ago

I've had a very few lucid dreams, about three of them, maybe four. That's when during the dream, you realize that you are dreaming.

When you are dreaming and are consciously aware of that, you can do anything you want. But I don't think you can start dreaming about a place, although you can easily direct your dream towards a person.

The details of every one of those lucid dreams were pretty weird. And the result of one of them was simply amazing.

They would be great camp fire stories for RidgeRunner.

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Gandalf 2 years, 8 months ago

I don't think this is my strangest, but it was certainly the best. I dreamed I was a fish swimming thru cool water. I could feel the water flowing thru my mouth and out my gills. The feeling of weighlessness was wonderful and the skyblue watertop was gorgeous.

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tange 2 years, 8 months ago

So, anyway, I was daydreaming, chasing Shirley Manson through a Garbage dump, when she leapt and sprouted a tail, and then that angel-fish disappeared beneath the waves. Foolishly—having long ago shed my tadpole tail—I dove in after her... down... down... down... until I no longer could breathe...

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Flap Doodle 2 years, 8 months ago

I keep having dreams about the House of Many Doors.

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tange 2 years, 8 months ago

I had a vivid and absolutely inexplicable dream, almost a decade ago, which unfolded in a sunlit meadow with an unclothed woman who had a rather unusual physical feature.... I didn't, and still don't, know what to make of it. Many weeks or few months later, I had another dream which took place in a domestic context, in a small apartment with a potential partner. With a gesture, she drew my eye to the garment she was wearing, beneath which it was apparent that she had the very same feature. When I realized my second dream was an echo of the first, I awoke with a start, and I could not get back to sleep.

I'd share more, but the last time I shared a dream with someone, it turned into a waking nightmare.

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HollisBrown 2 years, 8 months ago

I'm still trying to find my old railroad tracks, the ones that gave me comfort in my youth.

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HollisBrown 2 years, 8 months ago

Last night I dreamed that Kiki O'Donnell and I were pleasuring ourselves together. Then Piers Morgan walked in and started throwing M&M's at us.

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RoeDapple 2 years, 8 months ago

snap_pop_no_crackle (anonymous) replies…

"Running without a load = hauling post holes"

We used to call it "full load of sailboat fuel"

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autie 2 years, 8 months ago

I'm pretty sure Rosie would have never shot my wagon had I not gone fishing.

Hollis, my railroad spikes are special as they were left on ancient rail beds by extra terrestrials in south central Kansas.

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RoeDapple 2 years, 8 months ago

You guys wanna know what the life of an OTR trucker is like? It ain't what you think . . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTDM3AQQf6o

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RoeDapple 2 years, 8 months ago

Anybody else see the ancient bus at Buskerfest yesterday? I've been humming the Rice-a-roni song ever since . . .

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HollisBrown 2 years, 8 months ago

I prefer the hippie version. Man, that dude has a heck of a white man 'fro. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwPTYimAE7E

And other hippie truckin' songs. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jcb-h8...

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prospector 2 years, 8 months ago

There is a trolley sitting where the bar was. Scary!

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RoeDapple 2 years, 8 months ago

I used to dream about an inflatable pool, large quantities of lime jello and Sarah P. in a bikini.

But not since autie started packin' railroad spikes . . .

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HollisBrown 2 years, 8 months ago

Autie, I have 2 or three of these really long, thick nails. I think you use them to nail those posts into the ground for garden borders. Do those count as railroad spikes? Oh, and why do some people pronounce it "rayroad"? I guess it's like postal workers who say rooroute instead of rural route.

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HollisBrown 2 years, 8 months ago

Sebastin Bach of Skid Row definitely had some pipes. He got in some trouble for gay-bashing in the early 90's and Skid Row kinda fell apart. He has/had a really hot wife. They were together since they were 16, so "I Remember You" was probably written about her. Last I heard they were gonna get divorced this year and Sebastian had been collaborating with Axl Rose. Good way to kill your carreer.

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HollisBrown 2 years, 8 months ago

Mine are usually about plane crashes. Very real, but I always survive. Some dimwit once told me if you die in a dream you will actually die. I've died a thousand deaths.

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autie 2 years, 8 months ago

My, you boys have been busy this morning.

Are you sure it is even a dream and not a parallel reality in a different plane of existence that we slide into briefly. Or maybe vice versa.

I dreamed I took a radio flyer wagon full of railroad spikes to Buskerfest. I couldn't talk so I held the spikes up over my head...displaying my ware. People kept handing me cigarettes, then retreated rather quickly. I could not understand but I ended up with 67 cigaretters and I don't even smoke. Then this willow looking blonde came along and shot my radio flyer wagon seven times and took all the cigarettes.

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Sarah St. John 2 years, 8 months ago

"Here we are all, by day; by night, we're hurled Each one, by dreams, into a several world."

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RETICENT_IRREVERENT 2 years, 8 months ago

Hillary Clinton, a crate of oranges, an unarmored Hummer, and a riding crop.

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RoeDapple 2 years, 8 months ago

Ever notice the bright orange truck/trailer combo's with Schneider on 'em?

Orange barrels = Schneider eggs Orange cones = Schneider droppings

Oh, and those long rubber strips from truck tires blowing out? highway gators

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Odeo 2 years, 8 months ago

Got it. Thanks, RoeDapple. ROCK ON!

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Odeo 2 years, 8 months ago

RoeDapple, What the heck is a Georgia Overdrive?

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Odeo 2 years, 8 months ago

H_Lecter,

Sounds like an interesting one. I think there may be more to that old guy than was put on the table. However, I LOVE SPAM, and Corned Beef.

The state of Hawaii, alone, purchases and consumes more Spam than the other 49 states combined.

As you sound like an OTR trucker - continentaly? - just wanted to give tribute with this song for you and all the OTR's that make our lives and commerce what it is.

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H_Lecter 2 years, 8 months ago

I was driving up the southeastern coast of Brazil and stopped in a town of Bertioga for the night. It was earlier than I had planned to stop, but it was such a pleasant evening that I thought I would find a local cafe with some outside seating. I was enjoying a Caipirinha as I perused the menu. I noticed the waiter was speaking German to the very elderly gentleman a table away from mine. I waited until the waiter returned to the kitchen and offered that "The evening is quite mild," to the gentleman. We exchanged pleasantries for a few moments until he asked me to share his table for dinner, as his hearing had diminished with age. We talked through dinner and he shared that he had retired here from Germany shortly after the war. He had made a great deal of money from food products he had developed and eventually sold the rights to. He was the original inventor of Spam, but sold the right to American production to one of the Hormel family during the 1936 Olympics. It was all very interesting. I inquired about the meat shortage affecting production during the war. He said that his position as a physician had afforded him certain accesses and production actually increased during the war. I asked him about the name Spam and he said that he wanted something short and easy to remember. He didn't want to use Mengele because three syllables just didn't roll off the tongue. We talked for hours as we had much in common. I stayed an extra day and he shared the recipe for Spam with me. When it is freshly prepared (not canned) the flavor just screams.

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Michael Auchard 2 years, 8 months ago

I just watched Inception again tonight.

Spoiler Alert*

Again, it was all a dream.

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Gandalf 2 years, 8 months ago

I dreamed about starting my own commune & compound with Pyewacket, Multidisciplinary, Cait and Lady J but they all have strange feet! :O)

http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=hobbit+feet&view=detail&id=E29D937DA8CE335F8A75617E3FB1A145D747327A&first=0&qpvt=hobbit+feet&FORM=IDFRIR

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RidgeRunner 2 years, 8 months ago

lol. Ron, I bet you're fun around the camp fire.

You know what, I've had a similar mind ***k Once..and only once!! Not sure it was from a sleep "dream" state,,, but all the same.

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Ron Holzwarth 2 years, 8 months ago

Then, I became obsessed with that dream, and spent literally two years writing it down, exactly as I had dreamed it. I can see all sorts of meanings in it, but it seems that most people simply can't see it as any more than a science fiction story.

And that's because they don't understand the symbolism. Or at least, the symbolism that it means to me.

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Ron Holzwarth 2 years, 8 months ago

Years ago I had an incredibly vivid dream. Very vivid, unlike most of my dreams.

The first part of it was in ordinary reality, and I was looking at a very strange railway train ride that was very small, but it totally confused just about everyone that rode on it. Then I rode on it myself, and I became totally confused also. I had to ride it several times, and never could figure out what was actually happening.

Then the dream continued from another vantage point that was aboard a massive space ship that was somewhat like a huge dirigible outside our three dimensional time space continuum and looking in at our reality. I was at that point in the dream someone else that was aboard that ship.

Someone from our reality then entered the dream, and it was absolutely impossible to get him to understand anything at all about anything that was not from his, that is our, reality. He wanted to see the moon. That was certainly no big deal, I showed him the surface of it on a projector from the files we had aboard the ship. I decided against showing him the interior of the moon, or anything from the files in the library aboard the ship that contained everything that had happened anywhere in the universe. At least so far, new things were happening in the universe all the time and then added to the files.

Our job aboard the ship was to record everything that took place on Earth and the other nearby planets that had living residents. For us, all of those planets were very close, we could get to a vantage point near them in an eye blink. A totally different reality.

We were not limited by time, we could go forwards and back relative to perceived time on Earth. And, we used that to our advantage in recording everything that happened and what everybody did on Earth and the other living planets. That was the whole point of the ship, to record everything.

Then we got to a position and time where we could return the Earth resident back to Earth. We gave him a small chess set that projected visual events from our reality, which was outside space and time. He was totally enthralled by it.

Then, after a few centuries had passed, the chess set became scattered, and the pieces were being set up around small railway train rides, and the visual projections that they produced entranced and captivated just about everyone that saw them. They were simply gone for a while, off looking at another reality that for them, was not real at all.

The dream ended with a warning: Stay away from that railway train ride! We made a mistake in ever giving the chess pieces to the Earth resident! Now we can't get them back without messing things up even more!

I woke up. And that dream had incredible allegorical meaning to me. I quickly went to my computer, which was already booted up, and typed in the basic outline of that dream.

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RoeDapple 2 years, 8 months ago

Yesterday I dreamed my wife wanted to go downtown to eat at ZenZero. "Let's go early" I said in my dream,"so we can avoid the crowds." When we arrived the streets were blocked off, the sidewalks were packed with people and musicians, and my wife innocently proclaimed "Oh! It's Buskerfest!" That weren't no dream, it was a nightmare! I shoulda suspected something was up when she wore her "Merc" t-shirt.

I think I met spacehog though. He won't remember me, he was passed out in the alley behind Weaver's. I started to take the two dollars from his pocket but it was soaked in vomit. Instead I put my parking ticket in with it.

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RoeDapple 2 years, 8 months ago

I hardly dream anymore, at least as far as I am aware. I don't sleep much either. I am very aware of that . . .

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Odeo 2 years, 8 months ago

RoeDapple (anonymous) says…

I have this ongoing dream that I am older and falling apart. I try to wake up but it's like so real . . Ah, what the hell. I'll just go with the flow and enjoy the good parts . . .

Agreed. No matter what age. Enjoy, and put the rest in God's hands, is how i feel. - Odeo

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RoeDapple 2 years, 8 months ago

Two questions. Are these dreams going to be analyzed and will we be charged?

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RoeDapple 2 years, 8 months ago

As a kid I lived near a rock quarry. One night I dreamed I was walking through the quarry and all the dozers and cranes turned into dinosaurs and began chasing me. In my sleep I realized it was so stupid it must be a dream so I willed myself awake.

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RoeDapple 2 years, 8 months ago

I have this ongoing dream that I am older and falling apart. I try to wake up but it's like so real . . Ah, what the hell. I'll just go with the flow and enjoy the good parts . . .

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Odeo 2 years, 8 months ago

Dream on. Dream on. Might want to save this one as it may be the last ones that has not been "governed" by whatever...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntYHvvGkIbs&playnext=1&list=PLCE9FA629DF901133

Still sounds pretty good even when at their worst.

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Gandalf 2 years, 8 months ago

It's a tossup between hunting a bigfoot vampire, and an elephant playing golf (wearing a plaid kilt and cap no less).

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SouthSide 2 years, 8 months ago

Y'know how cousin Virgil is, well, he still tells this ol' story 'bout a dream he had when he was workin' in that nuclear plant down in the four corners... he dreamed he was buildin' the Berlin wall an' some commie East Berlin military police come an' told him he'd have to stop sellin' American dollars to the locals or they'd have to arrest him. So he went underground an' worked as a lobster man fishin' off the coast of Kennebunkport an' servin' up them big crawdaddies at Dock Square, but then Jimmy Page come and told him he really should be usin' Super Slinkys on a Les Paul runnin' though a Marshall stack, and so ol' Virgil just gave up and switched to playin' a vintage banjo ukelele, and ever since he just sits at home an' sips on the Sobieski 90 proof when he gets a few extra bucks an' listens to the ol' Leslie Gore hits from yesteryear. Mama don't allow no dancin' in this house.

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Pitt_Mackeson 2 years, 8 months ago

Once I had a terrible dream that America's economy went to hell, I spilled grape jelly on my new sneakers, saw this ridiculously strong woman who could bend frying pans, had some of that delicious Sicilian pizza from Johnny's and almost lost control of the old jalopy. Hmmm no that was all real. Yup. Did I mention that I'm constantly sweating? I could be in a freezer all night, and as soon as my whole body is outside, I'm instantly soaked with sweat. No joke.

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Odeo 2 years, 8 months ago

Hollis, that is some good ButtRock and may be on my Best ButtRock/My All Time Stripper Ballad CD that I am working on. You know a lot about music. That dude signing has some "pipes" for a buttrock 80's band. What happened to this guy?

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HollisBrown 2 years, 8 months ago

Great clip, Odeo. That song always reminds me of a stripper I dated back in 1989. She left me for another girl.

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Kenny Nall 2 years, 8 months ago

Playing in the gym at Cordley; when I'm in my 20s.

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Odeo 2 years, 8 months ago

The best ones I think I forget. The worst ones wake me. I remember, I remember...Some good ButtRock dreams..:

BUTTROCK ON!!

BTW - Am really pulling my punches on this Crew.

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Benjamin Roberts 2 years, 8 months ago

I was riding a large Ferris wheel and it came off of its axle. It rolled across the fair and out into the country. It would would hit bumps and jump over buildings. It was a fun dream. I have been looking for that ride at parks and fairs ever since.......

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HollisBrown 2 years, 8 months ago

I was drowning in booze. I was at a Pink Floyd show at Arrowhead and somehow got ahold of some bad acid. I could swear the inflatable pig was trying to have sex with me. Then some idiot hands my "sensible" friend a loaded syringe and he jams it right in his arm. So I figure what the hell. I woke up the next morning in front of the Pink Garter, an old world strip joint on Main St. where the dancers still wear pasties. Some of the brothers picked me up and took me to a really ghetto house and made me a good, greasy breakfast. Wait. You're asking about a dream? Oh, dammit.

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