How old is your oldest living relative? / LJWorld.com

Asked at Massachusetts Street on October 22, 2010

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“84, my mother.”

— Sally Heilman, pharmacist, Lawrence

“89, my great-grandma.”

— Mike Pittman, KU junior, Olathe

“Aunt Ruthie, 90.”

— Emily Wilson, server, Lawrence

“86, my grandma.”

— Andrew Walker, printer, Lawrence

Eudora woman celebrating 106th birthday on Friday

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CWGOKU 3 years, 6 months ago

I am so old, I could go tomorrow. I hope I go tomorrow, I haven't gone today yet.

Clark Coan 3 years, 6 months ago

My aunt turns 99 next month. Her grandmother was 100.

beatrice 3 years, 6 months ago

My dad! Boy is he old! Why, he is so old, he is his class reunion.

Richard Payton 3 years, 6 months ago

I must be old that third photo on the door say's pisser - Didn't know Massachusetts still had any outhouse's on the block. Put my glasses on and now it say's pizzer must be french for pisser!

H_Lecter 3 years, 6 months ago

I just finished cutting Grandma in half...now I just need to count the rings.

Does is count that my great grandmother still haunts me though she is dead? It was accidentally seeing her in her slip once.. which was on backwards so empty boobs were on back, not that it would fit the low hangers anyway...

shudder

fleeba 3 years, 6 months ago

My great grandmother was 94 this year. It was really neat getting a 5 generation photo with all the girls down the line!

HollisBrown 3 years, 6 months ago

Hey, Paris. Have you eaten in the last month? You're shades are bigger than your face.

HollisBrown 3 years, 6 months ago

Oh yes, yes Ms. O'Donnell. You naughty little germ. Woo me with your Wiccan ways. Walk on my back. You have very nice nail polish, miss.

HollisBrown 3 years, 6 months ago

My great, great, great Grandma is 1574. Her name is Madonna.

sissezz 3 years, 6 months ago

Vertigo!!! LMAO!!! thank you :)

Mary Darst 3 years, 6 months ago

No, Christine is coming dressed like one of the writers of the constitution. You know since she graduated from Clairmont Institute with a "whatever" in The Constitution.

prospector 3 years, 6 months ago

"A Crustacean from the Paleolithic."

prospector 3 years, 6 months ago

Old

Flap Doodle 3 years, 6 months ago

Great great grandpa Snap died last year at the age of 99 from lead poisoning. He was making his escape through a bedroom window and was shot by a jealous husband.

RETICENT_IRREVERENT 3 years, 6 months ago

Christine O'Donnell is going to be Dorothy from Wizard of Oz for Halloween. Yummy.

RETICENT_IRREVERENT 3 years, 6 months ago

None of that mamby pamby PC fecal matter for me or Juan Williams.

CWGOKU 3 years, 6 months ago

I have a bottle of 20 year old scotch

RETICENT_IRREVERENT 3 years, 6 months ago

Hell, I don't know how old my kids are, how am I supposed to know how old some damn crotchety grumpy, liverspotted, decrepit, enfeebled, soggy toast gummer is?

nobody1793 3 years, 6 months ago

nobody1792. She's got me by a year.

consumer1 3 years, 6 months ago

Dude's my like oldest living realative is like this really old oak tree out on my great grampa's farm in Iowa, we call him like great great great gramps or something, He is like really old, I mean like wow! No man really the trees are our brothers. For real dude! Pass me that fat boy man, I am gonna go out and talk to my brothers outside!