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— Elhan Durgut, Master’s student, Lawrence
— John Munchoff, marketing professional, Lawrence
— Dalyn Cook, pianist, Netherlands
— Stephen Spencer, systems administrator, Lawrence
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Anything with chocolate, caramel and nuts!
I know a guy who's tough but sweet
He's so fine, he can't be beat
He's got everything that I desire
Sets the summer sun on fire
I want candy, I want candy
Go to see him when the sun goes down
Ain't no finer boy in town
You're my guy, just what the doctor ordered
So sweet, you make my mouth water
Candy on the beach, there's nothing better
But I like candy when it's wrapped in a sweater
Some day soon I'll make you mine,
Then I'll have candy all the time
I want candy, I want candy
I want candy, I want candy...
Candy cigarettes soaked in vodka
wow..I think the ketamine is kickin in......my monitor is like a hundred yards away and I can still see it clear as day.....Wait, that isn' my monitor. It's the neighbor's TV.
Peanut Butter Taffy Nomnomnomnom 'em up!
The little chocolate bottles filled with assorted alcohols.
oh eff it all.....I'm getting a big bag of KitKats and Makers and planing myself on the couch for at least 4 days.
Bit O Honey
No candy corn. That stuff is beyond disgusting. How can you tell if a neighbor hates you? He gives you candy corn. Also nothing with coconut in it. Worst candy additive ever.
You don't have them here on this planet, but something like French-cut worms, dipped in a sweet and sour fried batter. Mmm, Mmm, Good!
Note to self:
Trick or Treat in South Dakota tonight or miss out on the party.
My favorites are the ones that dad has to take out of the candy haul; they might not be "safe" to eat. (wink)
Pop Rocks, Pixie Sticks, and meth. This year the kids get whiskey. I filled up my trashcan with those little 1 oz. bottles. Unless Halloween is tomorrow I'll probably run out.
so true, those black and orange wrapped candies are garbage!
Candy corn is not a valid candy. Neither are those taffy things wrapped up in black or orange paper.
Apple cider and homemade spudnuts.
The production of thin little pancakes has dropped alarmingly in recent days.
Will the French celebrate halloween or will they be continuing to whine like a bunch of little pansies that they shouldn't work a couple extra years before retirement?
Anyone up for a game of Candyland? I'm not sure if it should be a drinking game or a strip game though...
Whatever the kids bring home
with a beer chaser
What Margaux DeRoux is handing out.
Mounds or Almond Joy
along with the scotch, horse tranquilizers.....that takes the edge off after a hard evening of scarying the crap out of little kids on my porch.
pop rocks..and a shot of JACK D...
<---Kit Kat girl.
The new Sun-Maid girl looks if she's had “some implants.”
Peeps left over from last Easter. Still finding them in the yard
Scotch generally...on the rocks.
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