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How do you think Tiger Woods will do at the Masters?

Asked at Wayne and Larry’s Sports Bar, 933 Iowa on April 6, 2010

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“I don’t know, but I hope he wins.”

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“He’ll win it, he’s just the best in the world when it comes to golfing.”

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“I think he’s going to do great, he’s got something to prove and he’s had a lot of time to practice.”

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“He had a lot of time on his hands, so he should do well. It’s back to being a sport worth watching again.”

Comments

eotw33 4 years ago

Tiger's gonna win it! Spacehog will come in a close second while Oak is still on the back nine spit shining his club!

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porch_person 4 years ago

I meant to finish that quote.

"If Tiger plays well, he wins. If Tiger plays really well, he wins by a bunch" --- David Feherty

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porch_person 4 years ago

Tiger will win, I'm thinking, by about 5 strokes. If I'm wrong, it's because I underestimated. I would not bet against him. The only variable worth watching is his putting. If he's putting well, the gap between him and the field will only be a curiosity. If he hits 3-Wood off the tee or 75% Drivers off the tee, he will win.

Watch Anthony Kim. He's right at the edge of a well deserved breakout. He's ready for the next level.

Tiger's on a mission this week at a tournament he does well in any way. One of Tiger's great strengths is his focus and that's been ratcheted up an order of magnitude this week. As David Feherty said this week, "If Tiger plays well, he wins. If Tiger plays really well, he

If he comes to 18 with the tournament secured, Elin will be there. It's too much of a "Made for Television" moment and there is a lot of scripted behavior going on right now with his reintroduction. If she's not there in that situation, that will be drama.

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Benjamin Roberts 4 years ago

How do you think Tiger Woods will do at the Masters?

Without - if he has learned anything at all.

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independent_rebel 4 years ago

I really don't care how Tiger does this weekend. But if he tanks, Merill, Chris Matthews, Leonard Pitts, and other liberals will blame George Bush and racism for his failure.

If Tiger wins, Tom, Sean Hannity, Cal Thomas, and other righties will blame Obama and reverse-racism for his success.

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Multidisciplinary 4 years ago

lol at jonas! I picked the wrong day to drive into town, dang!

CWGOKU (anonymous) says… I got your back Spacehog

If you've got his backside does this mean I get..oh wait, he's married..dang again!

Oak, take heed. You be careful of the bashing you are doing on here, it's illuminating. Hell doesn't just pour out of the sky, or wait under after death.
You remember what karma has done for you before, yes?

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jonas_opines 4 years ago

"If Pete Rose is banned from baseball for gambling, Tiger Woods shouldn't be allowed in a PGA tournament."

Pete Rose should not have been banned.

The end.

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jonas_opines 4 years ago

chuckle, I didn't check in on this one as I expected it to be dull. I should have more faith.

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Liberty275 4 years ago

He'll probably be most interested in the players that hook.

But seriously, go kick some butt Tiger. You still own the sport.

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purplesage 4 years ago

If Pete Rose is banned from baseball for gambling, Tiger Woods shouldn't be allowed in a PGA tournament.

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RoeDapple 4 years ago

Gotta arrive early and stay focused jajacut, or you miss the whole show. Which may or may not have anything to do with the topic of the article.

♣Free the Blog♣

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Jeff Cuttell 4 years ago

@spacehog-------Huh? Do you even read the topic or does it just not matter to you? I'd need quite a bit of drugs to even understand what the heck you are talking about.

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spacehog 4 years ago

I would definitely chop game with Tiger. Maybe he'd let me caddie or sink a few of those holes. Hella yeah!!!

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spacehog 4 years ago

Look out the window. The Wrath of Spachehog just broke loose. The streets will flow with the blood of the Infidels.

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porch_person 4 years ago

This has been one of the most entertaining threads of late. Most everyone's got their groove on.

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Newell_Post 4 years ago

I hear he like the rough.

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1029 4 years ago

He'll probably beat the spread, but he isn't going to win

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autie 4 years ago

and as long as they are indeed oak leaves.

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RETICENT_IRREVERENT 4 years ago

Oak leaves? They are good for wiping as long as they are green.

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Ricky_Vaughn 4 years ago

Providing his wife isn't there, I think he could easily work his way through 18 holes, maybe more!

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spacehog 4 years ago

Kansas House of Representatives? Try Lt. Governor. I aim high. Plus, the current guy was a year ahead of me in HS. Total dweeb.

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spacehog 4 years ago

Thanks, gang. This miscreant ain't goin' nowhere. This page is my social life. I'm harmless. Honestly, I've been described as easy-going, non-violent, funloving, mellow, and caring. And I love all of you. You know that. If you don't, I'll say it. I love you!! But I'm not apologizing to Oak. He/she started it. Besides, love means never having to say your sorry, right? Blecck!! What a terrible movie. Erich Segal died recently. I don't miss him. You there, Oak?

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CWGOKU 4 years ago

I got your back Spacehog

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autie 4 years ago

besides, he is probably just still pissed about the negative things I said about McDonalds worm burgers last week..on the article about remodeling the 23rd street store.....

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autie 4 years ago

prospector, that there was my cousin from Okmulgee, Oklahoma, right after he got out of MacAlister state prison. cheeseburgers would have me out of touch. I guess he don't know I'm just out of step. Wrong thread? Hell's bell's do you think any of us care what thread we are on? I think we should see if we can get spacehog elected to the Kansas House of Representatives. I know that might be like a job for 90 days, but it would be hoot.

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75x55 4 years ago

Who will he...

Argh.

Tigger is so done....

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prospector 4 years ago

Cheeseburger,

In your attempt to rid these boards of miscreants and malcontents, I was able to come up with a picture of Autie so you can chide him sharply upon an encounter.

http://www.gagworks.com/Images/ProductsImages/GW18652_zm.jpg

Keep up the great work!

Your fry loving fans,

http://www.insidesocal.com/tomhoffarth/mcdonalds.jpg

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spacehog 4 years ago

Oh, I know. I used to work for the P.O. Damn, I kinda miss that cush fed job. And man, you don't have to do squat. Automatic step increase every 6 months. I was there 9 yrs. and didn't even max out the pay scale. I did get drug tested, though. Here's the trick: Go to the Merc (if you can stand the smell) and get a bottle of Golden Seal Root and a bottle of this liquid that begins with a B, I can't remember the name of it. Punchy, ya know. Take all of it in 2-3 days, they give you at least that much time. Drink a ton of water and Gatorade. The cutrate gov usually just does the cheap litmus test. Nothing will show up. I promise.

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RoeDapple 4 years ago

Hey spacehog, I hear they have great health care, retirement, and best of all they aren't required to be drug screened!!

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yankeevet 4 years ago

He is a good golfer; as he has proven he can hit the balls into many of the holes...........on the golf course.........

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spacehog 4 years ago

Not a bad idea. I think that idiot that was talking about Guam tipping over last week must have been a boxer.

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prospector 4 years ago

With that history, have you thought of politics?

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spacehog 4 years ago

Well, brotha/sista, I boxed at middleweight for 5 years back in the day. Broken jaw, nose broken 4-5 times, cuts above both eyes, broken cheekbone and eye socket, 3 diagnosed subdural hematomas(that's when you get cracked so hard your brain bleeds), numerous undiagnosed. And I walked away with a winning record. Barely. Wouldn't you be lost? I prefer "punchy".

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RoeDapple 4 years ago

Get lost? Hell we thought you were lost! How the heck else would you end up here?

8-)

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spacehog 4 years ago

I agree, Roe. AC/DC used bagpipes. That kinda rocked. But a little goes a looong way. And I would never refer to golf as a sport.

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spacehog 4 years ago

See, if Prospector, Bob, Autie, Reticent Irreverent, CWGOKU, Multidisciplinary, or some other cool people told me to get lost, I would quietly walk away with tears in my eyes. But you're just too much damn fun. How was La Boheme last night? Bet you've already got your tickets for Cats at the Lied. Wait, that would be too low-brow for you.

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RoeDapple 4 years ago

Golf and bagpipes came from the same part of the world. Probably invented by the same person. Anybody who would call golf a sport would call the screech of bagpipes music.

;-)

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The_Original_Bob 4 years ago

"Anyone care to enlighten Spacehog as to what an oak leave stands for?"

Well, it is for something in military service, but in this instance, I believe it stands for self-absorbed poopy head.

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spacehog 4 years ago

C'mon Oak! Let's get it on!!, as Mills Lane would say. But then you wouldn't know who Mills Lane is, since you don't have the stomach to watch boxing........

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couranna1 4 years ago

who cares watching golf on tv sucks fun to play but boring to watch

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spacehog 4 years ago

Let me guess, Oak. TeaBag party or some other sissy nonsense? I also bet you have a beard and round glasses, even if you're woman. Listen to NPR 24-7? Of course you do. Enlighten. Ooh, big word. How about toilet. A bronzed oak leaf, how freakin' retarded. Do you bronze your dirty socks, too? Sorry, I know you're sitting in a park somewhere with your IPAD, reading Rimbaud and pretending you like it. Hopefully I'm ruining your day. Your just getting me aroused. All over.

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Leslie Swearingen 4 years ago

Anyone care to enlighten Spacehog as to what an oak leave stands for?

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spacehog 4 years ago

Score!!! Oak hates me! Join the the club! You got it. I've been in the joint and the nuthouse. Banned for life from both of them. My folks kicked me out of the basement 2 years ago, when they found my meth lab and my dirty mags. But I gotta tell ya, I'm 6'0", 180 lbs. of Rollin' Thunder. You'll see me sometime in my favorite t-shirt. On the back is a big picture of a can, with a Whoopass label on it. Beneath it says "Don't Make Me Open It!" But don't worry, I don't bother with intellectual-wanna-be twerps like you. And at least I don't have a little sissy oak leaf for my Avatar. Yep! Uhh-Huh! Chalk one up for the Space Cat!!!!!

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riverdrifter 4 years ago

Woods can play poorly by his standards and still finish in the top 15 or so. That's how good he is and that's what I think he'll do.

Just for fun keep your eye on Mateo Manassero from Italy, at 16 the youngest ever in the Masters. Might be the next Tiger.

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Ceallach 4 years ago

Silly Roe, the question was How do you think he will do . . . not who

I don't really care how he does, just stop with the interviews and the endless mea culpa's!

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Leslie Swearingen 4 years ago

Tiger is going to do great at the Master's. I think he has a good chance to win it. I can't help but wonder what all the other golfers think when they hear that Tiger is the only reason anyone will be watching. Do any of the other players have fans?

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Leslie Swearingen 4 years ago

Spacehog, you are a total loser as a human being. If you really do the things you write about, you should be behind bars or in an asylum. Your posts are cheap, mindless drivel and you post as least a dozen times on every thread. I bet you are some scrawny, little white guy who is living in his mom's basement, and your mom is getting ready to toss you out.

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spacehog 4 years ago

Here's the deal. I'm half Scottish. Golf was invented in Scotland. I don't know if this is true, but I've heard golf stands for Gentleman Only, Ladies Forbidden. So I have have to hang out with a bunch of ugly, sweaty, proper-acting dudes for 18 holes. You know how long that takes? Sorry, that's totally gay. Plus, if I was stuck in an arranged marriage to Tiger's fugly wife, man I'd be jonesin' for women all the time. Any women, I guess. Anyway, I don't golf. I can chip and putt, but can't get the ball a foot off the ground on a drive. So I just usually, chauffeur my folks in the golf cart, reading all the dirty stuff guys write on the inside of the roof with golf pencils.

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spacehog 4 years ago

Oh, I wanna fight Ryan Seacrest, too. But I think I'll be standing in line a while.

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Newell_Post 4 years ago

I think he'll get lucky.

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spacehog 4 years ago

Keep me posted, BABBOY. That's the only way you'll get me on a golf course. Gotta agree with Bob. Don't really give a rats ass about him or those scrubbers. Christ, if your gonna do something like that, don't round up a bunch of piglets. He must have hit a lot of troughs. I did see Tiger warming up on the green. Flexin' the big Chinese teeth in a sparkilin' grin, so I guess all is well. I just wish he'd donate some coin to the Spacehog fund.

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BABBOY 4 years ago

g-rock:

A while back there was tournament called the dirty bird or something like that. They played in Kansas City and Lawrence and I think once in Topeka. They got kicked off a bunch of courses. I do not think they do it anymore.

But, anyway, a stripper was your caddy. It was X-rated. Enough money and enough booze and the right setting and any strippers will do most whatever you want. (contra to some proproganda that has been blogged on here lately) For some reason, a bunch a guys with A LOT of money throwing A LOT of money and booze insanely at strippers on a golf course was the right setting.

Anyway, Thursday will determine how Tiger does. If he does well, anything can happen. If he struggles, he will just barely make the cut.

I hope he wins but understand the difficulty with the layoff. I could care less about his personal life and just like watching him beat country club types.

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prospector 4 years ago

Eldrick will get his ball in the hole 72 times.

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cheeseburger 4 years ago

autie - once again you are out of touch - your comment is in the wrong thread!

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autie 4 years ago

Was this the first year in many that Billy Packer didn't call the game? It was more pleasant without him.

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Deja Coffin 4 years ago

I was going to put something funny..... but all my 18 hole jokes seemed a little too bad, even for me. So instead I'll say, I don't care even a little about Tiger Woods but I give props to his wife for standing her ground and not being just another sports players wife that can be bought back by her husband!

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CreatureComforts 4 years ago

"How do you think Tiger Woods will do at the Masters?"

Slow and sensual, to change his image to a passionate man.

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CWGOKU 4 years ago

Don't care, next question, please.

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g_rock 4 years ago

It is about time that golf got interesting! We need bikini clad caddies now.

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Kontum1972 4 years ago

depends on what iron he uses.....and i really dont care, u can tell by his facial expressions ...those who live by the d*ck ...always end up stepping on it again...

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cheeseburger 4 years ago

I don't know, and I frankly don't care, but I hope when I turn on the TV to watch the Masters, I expect to see a golf tournament and not The Tiger Woods Show! His lack of ethics and decorum should not preempt a prestigious golf tourney.

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The_Original_Bob 4 years ago

Don't care about him or his harem of mostly ugly whores.

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Multidisciplinary 4 years ago

Gonna get a set a' better clubs Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs Just so his irons aren't always flying off the back-swing It'll still be few days till he say he sorry It'll still be few days till he say he sorry

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spacehog 4 years ago

"I've never been to a gym. They won't let me smoke in there." -John Daly BTW, what's all the hoopla about colloege binge drinking? I guess they never saw me and my posse when I was in college. That binge lasted 4 years.

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spacehog 4 years ago

Best Led Zepplin guitar solo? Does anyone still care? Jimmy Page looks like the Quaker Oats guy now. Freaks.

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spacehog 4 years ago

Another 18 holes. Go Tiger! Jesse James is a trashy loser. That liar is not relate to Jesse James. He's a white supremacist. I wanna fight him. And John Mayer.

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RETICENT_IRREVERENT 4 years ago

If he really is into that SM stuff, I think Jessie James will win, but still lose Sandra Bullock. It's a fascination thing, kinda like Butler.

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jumpin_catfish 4 years ago

Despite the hype he will do ok but he won't win. You heard it here first.

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autie 4 years ago

I like to put a minnow on a green and white jig and set it about four feet deep. Then fish the edges of the rip rap.

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RoeDapple 4 years ago

Three blondes, two brunettes and a redhead.

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