“I love flirting on a regular basis, but since I have a girlfriend I try to keep it on the DL.”
“Yeah, from what I can remember, I sure do.”
“It’s dangerous. Yes, it’s just good fun.”
“When it’s necessary.”
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Comments
OonlyBonly 3 years, 7 months ago
"keep it on the DL" Huh? I guess I'm too old to know what "DL" means. Someone 'splain to me.......
cutny 3 years, 7 months ago
DL = Down Low. A term usually used by men who are married and in the closet about their sexuality.
nobody1793 3 years, 7 months ago
DL= Disabled List. Where married men end up for 7 to 14 days after flirting with other women.
consumer1 3 years, 7 months ago
DL= Duck Lover. That kinky feathered friend thing. Mostly observed in Wichita.
rando1965 3 years, 7 months ago
FLIRTING IS NATUIRAL. DEPENDS ON HOW FAR YOU TAKE IT. IF IM WITH MY WIFE AND I SEE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN OF COURSE IM GONNA SMILE AND WINK AT HER.NOTHING WRONG THERE MAKES EVERYONE HAPPY........HECK I EVEN GIVE HUGS TO WOMEN I DONT KNOW IT JUST MAKES THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE TO BE I JUST WISH THE WEST SIDE OF LAWRENCE WOULD JUST FLIRT MORE
RETICENT_IRREVERENT 3 years, 7 months ago
Flirt? Oh heavens no. Damn people of loose moral standards.
consumer1 3 years, 7 months ago
I usually flirt after eating mexican food. Ice cream really makes me flirt. Loud too!! whew!
rando1965 3 years, 7 months ago
NOPE RANDO IS 100% STRAIGHT AND IS A GAY BASHER
Mel Briscoe 3 years, 7 months ago
i'm a libra. we're known flirts. we make it an art.
Mel Briscoe 3 years, 7 months ago
LOL @ bob.
Mel Briscoe 3 years, 7 months ago
thanks for the glossary, guys. wouldn't have been able to keep up w/out it.
RETICENT_IRREVERENT 3 years, 7 months ago
Flirting devalues your relationship with your spousal unit or significant other. It portrays one as cheap and easy. Sluts I say, all of you. (Except of T_O_B who must be devoid of the "That" gene)
RETICENT_IRREVERENT 3 years, 7 months ago
Moreover the LORD saith, Because the daughters of Zion are haughty, and walk with stretched forth necks and wanton eyes, walking and mincing as they go, and making a tinkling with their feet: Therefore the LORD will smite with a scab the crown of the head of the daughters of Zion, and the LORD will discover their secret parts. Isaiah 3: 16-17
sunshine_noise 3 years, 7 months ago
Heck no, I feel its dishonest. You get what you see. That way it creates no illusions.
mjwgoku 3 years, 7 months ago
I like to flirt with a Playboy magazine...
jonas_opines 3 years, 7 months ago
I'm ghastly at flirting, and always have been, so I've generally tried not to. I've only really succeeded in flirting with one woman, who I married, and we were both geeks wrapped in pretty packages anyway, so our flirting was more a discussion about how we'd take over the world.
bankboy119 3 years, 7 months ago
;)
Mel Briscoe 3 years, 7 months ago
jonas, are you still a geek wrapped in pretty packaging? that sounds intriguing... doing anything after work this evening? winky wink
Mel Briscoe 3 years, 7 months ago
autie, i think your's was the 2 millionth comment. and guess what? i predicted the exact moment it would happen-- down to the second. so what do i win?
Mel Briscoe 3 years, 7 months ago
mjw, so you're saying you flirt w/ your right hand? or do you sit on your left hand for a while til it goes numb and then do the "stranger" thing?...
Mel Briscoe 3 years, 7 months ago
sunshine, i'm all about illusions. i'm a beige colored version of anna sharipova. yep. you believe me, right?
Mel Briscoe 3 years, 7 months ago
ret, dude-- i get to be a slut now??! yippee!
BigPrune 3 years, 7 months ago
Mr. Woodcock hit the nail on the head.
jonas_opines 3 years, 7 months ago
Mel: Oh yes, you should hear my compendium of Star Wars voices. I've got Yoda, Jar jar for driving people out of the room, and a pretty passable Chewbacca!
BigPrune 3 years, 7 months ago
I like that group Sublime. Too bad the singer od'd.
Mel Briscoe 3 years, 7 months ago
LMAO!! autie, you're alright w/ me. i'll buy you a few cozy inn funkburgers if you're ever in wonderful downtown sublima. just wear something old and raggedy-- you don't wear your good church goin' duds to cozy inn. unless you want your double breasted suit to smell like a new york cab driver's armpits.
Mel Briscoe 3 years, 7 months ago
jonas.... aw, hell.... you're a star wars geek?.... wow. i feel all hot and bothered just thinking about it! please don't tell me you have a wato impression. then i'ma pull a roman polanski on you, dude.
mjwgoku 3 years, 7 months ago
Right hand, but I have the left in the pen...
Mel Briscoe 3 years, 7 months ago
ooo, multi! look at you using a double entendre! naughty thing you!
Boosh 3 years, 7 months ago
Hey Hey ..... My eyes are up here!
Mel Briscoe 3 years, 7 months ago
"flirt face"? wow, multi, you just keep getting built up more and more in my lil' imagination. you sound absolutely adorable!
Mel Briscoe 3 years, 7 months ago
prospector, playing hard to get can be a form of flirting, you tease you.
Mel Briscoe 3 years, 7 months ago
i've eaten half a bag of craisins today... i think that's why i'm so goofy.
jehovah_bob 3 years, 7 months ago
I play hard to want, it's worked out pretty well for me.
Mel Briscoe 3 years, 7 months ago
hard to want would be someone like rush limbaugh. no, not just his politics.... that's part of it but the whole package. big ol' fat blowhard trash talker. he looks like he would consistently produce spittle when he talks. super unattractive on pretty much every level possible.
Mel Briscoe 3 years, 7 months ago
... oh, and howard stern. yuk.
Mel Briscoe 3 years, 7 months ago
multi, adorable is as adorable does. :D
jonas_opines 3 years, 7 months ago
honeychild (Mel Briscoe) says…
"i've eaten half a bag of craisins today… i think that's why i'm so goofy."
Errr. . . . wow. You go all out!
Mel Briscoe 3 years, 7 months ago
i know, right? i went and bought healthy snacks to put in my desk drawer, one of which were the craisins, then i end up eating half the bag.
9070811 3 years, 7 months ago
Im sure Matthew Taylor's girlfriend is really excited to here that.
And why can't one flirt with their own special someone. Now that's one of the best way to keep things happy.
Mel Briscoe 3 years, 7 months ago
huh?? was that in re: to something i wrote because i don't know what you are talking about (re: matthew taylor's gf).
i agree w/ the 2nd part of your post. sometimes flirting w/ your signf other is fun too. :)
thepianoman 3 years, 7 months ago
Who at the LJWORLD comes up with these rediculous questions?
gccs14r 3 years, 7 months ago
LOL. He'll be the one trying to bum beers from his friends.
igby 3 years, 7 months ago
STD's will get you sooner or later!
There's this one STD that you can get from just touching or a towel or couch or chair or car seat!
It's called Molluscum Contagiosum!
Just remember the next time you use a public laundry washer or dryer your clothes are in the same washer as this parasitic virus is living possibly.
Check it out! https://www.google.com/health/ref/Molluscum+contagiosum#Symptoms
igby 3 years, 7 months ago
Kids get it very easy from other kids and just a touch from them can transmit the parasitic virus. It's like the chicken-pox that does not go away for years!
H_Lecter 3 years, 7 months ago
Well, once I was in the restroom at the airport, I was listening to one of Vivaldi's peppier tunes on my iPod. I started tapping my foot and suddenly the were men touching me from both sides.
The authorities found their bodies and thought it was was a lover's quarrel. Life is funny.
misplacedcheesehead 3 years, 7 months ago
I don't think I remember how. I was cute once, uh maybe in high school when I was a size 3. Ah, those were the days. There is one other poster who could say if I still have the ability to fllirt, but that person must remain nameless. LOL.
riverdrifter 3 years, 7 months ago
I flirted with a nice lady at work a few weeks ago. She called me up and said "Let's go out." I said "When? I just got back from a Minnesota grouse hunt and I'm tired. Next up is Iowa pheasant hunting, then Kansas pheasant season. Then duck and deer season. Then it's back to winter pheasants. That ends Jan. 31st. Then I got to get down to south Texas to shoot some quail. Then racing season starts at Oaklawn. Can't miss that, see. Hey, call me in April, that's a slow month." Click.
misplacedcheesehead 3 years, 7 months ago
Riverdrifter, is your real name Joe?
riverdrifter 3 years, 7 months ago
No, it's Pasquinel, Dick.
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