“Grey Poupon Dijon. It has a better taste. Yellow mustard is OK sometimes, but I particularly like Dijon. It’s better for poultry and marinades.”
“I think it’s either Dijon or spicy brown mustard.”
“I like the flavor of honey Dijon mustard.”
“I actually don’t eat mustard at all. I just never have liked the taste of it. I don’t eat it on anything.”
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Comments
RETICENT_IRREVERENT 6 years, 2 months ago
T_O_B, This question just doesn't cut the mustard?
Chicago_JHawk 6 years, 2 months ago
I prefer Colonel Mustard.
Gootsie 6 years, 2 months ago
yuk
jonas 6 years, 2 months ago
The invisible, tasteless type.
I have heard, though, that mustard has quite a kick in its gaseous form.
RETICENT_IRREVERENT 6 years, 2 months ago
I would prefer to listen to "Mean Mr. Mustard"
Bone777 6 years, 2 months ago
Chipolte Horseradish.
classclown 6 years, 2 months ago
I just like regular yellow mustard.
Kuku_Kansas 6 years, 2 months ago
A good Chicago-style hot dog should have Plochman's ugly yellow mustard.
It goes great with the Chicago-style bright, neon green relish too!
trinity 6 years, 2 months ago
this is the ots question today, eh? wowzer.
i like spicey mustard. ok, who wants to argue?? ;)
ohjayhawk 6 years, 2 months ago
"The Authentic Stadium Mustard", hands down. It is the mustard that has been sold in Cleveland stadiums for many, many years.
brookcreeker 6 years, 2 months ago
This might have been interesting if the question had been asked at Free State Brewery, where it's Mustard March. Go get yourself some good mustard.
Since it was asked at Checkers, I would imagine the LJW is running out of things to ask.
number3of5 6 years, 2 months ago
Homemade mustard made from stale beer and dry mustard is my all time favorite.
conservativepunker 6 years, 2 months ago
Kraft Yellow Mustard. Hard to find in grocery stores around here.
Kam_Fong_as_Chin_Ho 6 years, 2 months ago
Stadium Mustard from Cleveland is the greatest mustard on the face of the earth. I wish I could buy it locally. Thank goodness for the internet.
http://www.stadiummustard.com/
beatrice 6 years, 2 months ago
Ketchup.
Crossfire 6 years, 2 months ago
...Magic Yellow Mustard...best on a Toga.
OldEnuf2BYurDad 6 years, 2 months ago
"Chipolte Horseradish."
Forgive me for being so anal, but that ain't mustard.
There's an Italian deli in Riverside, MO that is run by these OLD women. The SLOWEST service ANYWHERE, and they get your order wrong about half the time... but they make their own mustard. Pretty good.
acg 6 years, 2 months ago
Basic French's yellow mustard. Mmm, that makes me want a brat really bad, even though it's only 8:30 in the morning. I like a little dijon on certain things and in a potato salad recipe I have. This is a weird ?, btw. Mustard, really?
tim_hardaway 6 years, 2 months ago
i love mustard on my steaks just makes them go down real well....yummmy!!!!
Sigmund 6 years, 2 months ago
I like the free-range, fair-trade mustard that are hormone and antibiotic free. If you have ever tasted it you can immediately tell the difference! Mustard is not meant to be raised on big corporate farms before they are slaughtered exploited by low paid corporate slaves. Nope. In fact I ate nothing but all organic, non-genetically modified mustard for thirty days and lost 35 pounds!
True story.
snap_pop_no_crackle 6 years, 2 months ago
I don't have any Grey Poupon, sorry.
sourpuss 6 years, 2 months ago
I guess I've never thought about it. I don't think I'll start now.
RETICENT_IRREVERENT 6 years, 2 months ago
Ketchup. - bea
First. Are you sure it is not Catsup? True ketchup is fish brine based. True catsup is tomato based.
Second. Catch up. 1972 is long gone. Expand your musical horizons. Don't limit yourself. George McGovern was not all that special...
Ceallach 6 years, 2 months ago
Honey or honey dijon mustard, helps keep me so darned sweet!
trinity 6 years, 2 months ago
what exactly is the dijon thing, anyway??? i've always been curious. really!
RETICENT_IRREVERENT 6 years, 2 months ago
trin, Not sure but I think it is when you use mustard while listening to Celine.
Agnostick 6 years, 2 months ago
Something with insane amounts of horseradish... the kind that clears your sinuses the moment it touches your tongue. ;)
Agnostick agnostick@excite.com
ms_canada 6 years, 2 months ago
Don't really eat much mustard but when I have ham I like the dijon kind, Grey Poupon or I also like the German grainy kind of mustard. Where the hang did this question come from? Oh and there is a horseradish kind of mustard, to be sure.
H_Lecter 6 years, 2 months ago
Coleman's English Mustard by itself on french bread
mick 6 years, 2 months ago
I make my own "secret sauce." Want the recipe?
acg 6 years, 2 months ago
HL, is that made from real Englishmen?
ms_canada 6 years, 2 months ago
TOB - thanks - now I am really going to make the effort to eat more mustard this month. And I will try some new varieties also. And you know, I really will be doing the farmers in Alberta a huge favour as huge fields of mustard are readily seen on the drive south through central Alberta. They are a very pretty sight. A cash crop in my province.
OldEnuf2BYurDad 6 years, 2 months ago
I hear that Obama and Clinton are holding a rally to honor the sacrifices that were made in the struggle for mustard rights...
Emily Hadley 6 years, 2 months ago
This question becomes much more complicated during Free State Brewery's March mustard madness!!
Pywacket 6 years, 2 months ago
I finally mustard the courage to respond to this question.
Wasabi lime mustard. Damn, that's some good mustizzle.
Gotta grab my lead pipe and run--I have a rendezvous with Colonel Mustard in the Study at 11:00.
Pywacket 6 years, 2 months ago
Here ya go: http://www.mcness.com/Household/category.asp?_id=1
oldgoof 6 years, 2 months ago
Just normal yellow table Mustard I buy in France is so much stronger than US. It is fantastic. Makes me wonder how our US palates ever became satisfied with bland "French's." . Trinity: Lots of mustard grown around Dijon area of France. In US we use "Dijon" as an adjective for spicy mustard styles. Not sure it has the same connotation in France.
RETICENT_IRREVERENT 6 years, 2 months ago
I suggest the crime was committed in the Lounge by Mrs. Peacock with the Candlestick.
Gootsie 6 years, 2 months ago
DAM RUST MAD RUTS MAD RUST MUSTARD TADS RUM AM TURDS MA TURDS RAM STUD RAM DUST ARM STUD ARM DUST ARTS MUD TARS MUD RATS MUD
jonas 6 years, 2 months ago
Oh, and let me be the first to say. . .
Oh my god, they killed Captain America!!! You Ba@#$#ds!
lubyloo 6 years, 2 months ago
French's yellow or Grey Poupon, depending on my mood.
Proposed new topic: Catsup or ketchup?
sourpuss 6 years, 2 months ago
jonas, you make me laugh.
tee hee
Ceallach 6 years, 2 months ago
Conan or Craig?
beatrice 6 years, 2 months ago
RI, first off -- the question on the day after the Vice President's right-hand man is convicted is about condiments. What can I say if my answer tended more toward the blood red type, whatever its base ingredient.
As far as musical junkies, Bird died in 1955 and Joplin in 1970, not '72. There have been a string of strung-out musicians and bands since, but few top those early examples for a great waste of talent. And that Cowboy Junkies stuff you posted sounded like something you would hear as the backdrop to an episode of the Gilmore Girls. Yawn city. Try a little Social Distortion to wake yourself up.
Crossfire 6 years, 2 months ago
Cl-CH2-CH2-S-CH2-CH2-Cl ...yum....
snap_pop_no_crackle 6 years, 2 months ago
jonas, Cap has been dead before, IIRC. It's only a temporary setback.
Bone777 6 years, 2 months ago
OldEnuf2BYurDad -
"Chipolte horseradish"
"Forgive me for being so anal, but that ain't mustard."
If I eat it with ketchup and relish, it's mustard!!!
Mustard is in the eye of the beholder...
beatrice 6 years, 2 months ago
Mustard in the eye of the beholder burns like hell.
Jaminrawk 6 years, 2 months ago
Yellow all the way, preferrably on a hotdog at a baseball game.
RonBurgandy 6 years, 2 months ago
The honey mustard that molly mcgee's has, wherever it comes from.
sunflower_sue 6 years, 2 months ago
Bea, that made me snort (not mustard)!
Hot dog...any yellow mustard will do Egg roll...hot Chinese-type mustard Deli sandwich...any type of dijon/horseradish/spicy mustard wraps...honey mustard
I'm not brand loyal when it comes to mustard, and I never met a mustard I didn't like.
Bone777 6 years, 2 months ago
Bea - that was funny. I didn't snort, but I did chortle.
snap_pop_no_crackle 6 years, 2 months ago
bea gets today's golden fruitcake, with appropriate condiments, of course.
RETICENT_IRREVERENT 6 years, 2 months ago
bea, I would in no shape, form, or fashion equate any Cowboy Junkies tracks with whoever wrote "Thank You for Being a Friend"
Just asking for clarification... Do you identify with the character Bea Arthur played in Gilmore Girls?
I would be more inclined to picture you as Maude.
acg 6 years, 2 months ago
Isn't that the Golden Girls?
Bea, you crack me up!
samsnewplace 6 years, 2 months ago
Just goes to show you that a stupid question gets stupid answers, duh!~
Pywacket 6 years, 2 months ago
I just saw Miss Scarlett an hour ago, frantically searching for her electric candlestick in the Billiard Room. She was inconsolable. Coincidence?
I've never seen anyone snort mustard, but I have seen a cop blow beer out his nose.
acg 6 years, 2 months ago
Isn't wasabi a type of mustard? That dude on Jackass 1 snorted that stuff. I think it hurt him, at least that was the impression I got from the extreme vomiting that took place after he did it.
staff04 6 years, 2 months ago
Oakville Grocery's Apricot Ginger Mustard on no-salt mini pretzels.
Peaty 6 years, 2 months ago
Gulden's Spicy Brown Mustard - I use to work in product development for the company that makes it. Nothing like it right off the line, mustard looses its kick over time. Putting it in the fridge helps but then you get that separation thing going on. (syneresis)
sunflower_sue 6 years, 2 months ago
wasabi is made from a root (like horseradish) mustard...seeds
That will be all for today's culinary arts 101 class. Tomorrow we will be discussing the difference between capons and capers. Your essays on "Why bother boiling beer brats in beer" is due on Friday.
LHS76 6 years, 2 months ago
You people need to get a life!
Harry_Manback 6 years, 2 months ago
I like spicy the best on sandwiches, regular on hamburgers and honey mustard on chicken fingers! Yum!
Pywacket 6 years, 2 months ago
Capons are castrated roosters... I've known this since at least 11th grade, when we had an amiable and good-natured chemistry teacher named "Mr. Capen." A classroom wag, ignoring the difference in spelling, brought this to the attention of the entire class early in the schoolyear.
Mr. Capen endured the ribbing about his name with good grace. We all loved him--he was a favorite teacher, so the teasing was "with" him instead of "against" him... In the middle of a quiet lull, you'd hear soft clucking from one side or the other of the room..that kind of thing.
I just looked up "capon" on Wikipedia to see how they define it. According to them, "In this procedure the testes of the cock are completely removed;..."
I can't say I've ever before read a phrase beginning, "the testes of the cock..." Not sure there's any more to say about that!
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