“In terms of sandwiches and stuff, I would say margarine. But as far as baking goes, it’s butter all the way.”
“Butter, absolutely; Land O’Lakes in particular.”
“Margarine, because I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter.”
“Butter, because it’s the real deal.”
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Comments
jonas 6 years, 4 months ago
Lard
sgtwolverine 6 years, 4 months ago
Butter. I don't want fake butter.
RETICENT_IRREVERENT 6 years, 4 months ago
Brando's line was not... "Get the margarine"
Topside 6 years, 4 months ago
What, I love country crack. Esp. the Churn style. Mmmm
trinity 6 years, 4 months ago
buttah. hands down.
like BUTTAH!
ooooooooooooooo gootsie, you said butt! ;)
classclown 6 years, 4 months ago
Margarine.
Oh, and while we're at it... Mary Ann.
Pywacket 6 years, 4 months ago
For a body rub or just squishing between the toes?
Be more specific.
GOSH!!
trinity 6 years, 4 months ago
ROLLIN' on that one py, that was great! ;)
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooo
Kuku_Kansas 6 years, 4 months ago
I can't believe ids really butta.
Gootsie 6 years, 4 months ago
Two words: BUTT er.
trinity 6 years, 4 months ago
and just what exactly is that country crock stuff?? ick.
and those ongoing commercials with the "hand" family-aggghhhh!
schula 6 years, 4 months ago
Country crock is the made on Friday butter -- made out of the leftover stuff from the better quality margarine (if there is such a thing). I had a friend that used to work at the plant where they made Country Crock.
trinity 6 years, 4 months ago
oh no, really schula!!! :p that truly is informative!
and i agree about the "better quality margarine" thing-is that an oxymoron??
i just despise those commercials!! agh! now they have a lil' handybaby to add to those annoying hands!
KSChick1 6 years, 4 months ago
real unsalted butter for cooking
margarine for squishing between my toes
have you ever read what is in that stuff?!? dogs won't eat it and it does not really spoil because of all the plastic in it
yuck!
RETICENT_IRREVERENT 6 years, 4 months ago
Oleo used to come in a tube you knead the oils and color into a uniform mixture. Years ago, margarine by law had to be colored pinkish... It is still illegal to package and sell margarine larger than one pound.
Ceallach 6 years, 4 months ago
Butter for everything, toast to toes!
Ceallach 6 years, 4 months ago
RI, I remember the "button" margarine!
sgtwolverine 6 years, 4 months ago
I will drink my Nutrasweet-infused Coke while buttering -- er, margarining -- my carb-free bread. What else would fit in my incomplete diet?
trinity 6 years, 4 months ago
toast to toes, lol! :)
dang i haven't bought margarine for so long...ick the thought churns my tummy! :D
sunshine_noise 6 years, 4 months ago
The better the butter The better the batter The batter the butter
ms_canada 6 years, 4 months ago
I have not bought a pound of butter in over 30 years. enough said except I think I owe ceallach an apology for feeding her margerine when she visited me. Sorry, ceallach. Next time you come I will be sure to have buttah for your toast and tootsies.
RonBurgandy 6 years, 4 months ago
I enjoy the chemically created spray version.
staff04 6 years, 4 months ago
After reading RI's comment, I looked up margarine on Wikipedia--it actually has an amusingly interesting history in the United States.
RETICENT_IRREVERENT 6 years, 4 months ago
T_O_B, Thank you for the sir. Should I infer you imply "R_I is a repository of useless information"?
jrlii 6 years, 4 months ago
Butter.
Margarine is a ghastly parody of butter.
Unsalted for baking, but salted for the table
Margarine is like butter the way an over-the-top drag queen is like a woman.
Ceallach 6 years, 4 months ago
No catfight today! Although you cannot always tell by my posts -- I do know when to keep quiet. ms_canada is a formidable lady -- she serves margarine -- you eat margarine!!
There is a yogurt spead I enjoy when I want something a bit lighter than butter.
BunE 6 years, 4 months ago
Olive Oil
RETICENT_IRREVERENT 6 years, 4 months ago
Anyone ever get decent results with margarine with their butter mold/stamp?
I find that margarine just does not have the "workability" of butter.
sunflower_sue 6 years, 4 months ago
Oleo! I never did like to put chunks of unspreadable fat on my rolls...and, yes, I'm too lazy to take it out of the fridge beforehand so that it can "thaw" to room temp.
We do eat butter on Thanksgiving because my kidies still have to "shake" cream into butter...it's a tradition.
For cooking...butter flav. crisco all the way, 'cept in my Aunt Betty's Choc. pound cake and my Aunt Mildred's dinner rolls which get 1/2 oleo (or butter) and 1/2 butter flav crisco. Am I making myself clear? Ah, who cares! I'll eat anything!
sunflower_sue 6 years, 4 months ago
RI, if you had an ounce of creativity, you'd carve your own butter sculptures and leave the stamping for the amateures. :P
sunflower_sue 6 years, 4 months ago
75X55, that seriously cracked me up! (I think I did that as a child)
RETICENT_IRREVERENT 6 years, 4 months ago
sue, Sometimes you really churn my rump...
ms_canada 6 years, 4 months ago
Meoooooooooooow
RETICENT_IRREVERENT 6 years, 4 months ago
sue, A moulded/stamped butter plate is correct table setting etiquette.
A carved butter sculpture would be a protuberant, pompous, pretentious, procacious display.
Would you place the cake fork anywhere else than above the plate? Would you remove your guests dinner plate away when they cross their knife and fork in the resting position?
A butter sculpture might be appropriate for a stand-up, finger food buffet, but not a sit-down meal.
ms_canada 6 years, 4 months ago
Hey R_I don't knock butter sculpture. When I was a teen and we lived on a dairy farm, well, one cow, my mom always got me to carve flowers on the butter when we had guests for dinner. It set a festive tone. But it doesn't work the same with spreadable marg, does it.
KSChick1 6 years, 4 months ago
have any of you ever seen those butter bells? you put cool water in the bottom of them, fill the top with real butter, and they can sit on your table unrefrigerated for up to like a month or so I saw one at the hardware store and it was $12! I guess it's worth it though...anything to facilitate my usage of the real stuff and not that plastic crap called margarine
RETICENT_IRREVERENT 6 years, 4 months ago
ms_c, I am quite certain schmaltzy_sue, had a more audacious sculpture in mind. Carving rose petals in the molded butter round is one thing, a tawdry sculpture is another.(except maybe on St. Audrey's day)
I do have to admit to using a lamb butter mold on easter as a child.
sunflower_sue 6 years, 4 months ago
"I do have to admit to using a lamb butter mold on easter as a child." -RI
I'll wager you cut the poor little lamb's head off first. Am I right? Poor little butter lamb's head smooshed onto a roll!
Bone777 6 years, 4 months ago
If the flies won't eat it, neither will I.
Butter all the way!
sgtwolverine 6 years, 4 months ago
Looking at Joe Jalinsky, I have to ask: How many pages does it take to make a book? And does that have anything to do with gambling?
RETICENT_IRREVERENT 6 years, 4 months ago
http://rawf.newsolve.com/viewwebimage.aspx?itemname=butter1
sunflower_sue 6 years, 4 months ago
one has to wonder what a man kissing a pig has to do with butter???
sgt, I dunno how many pages it takes to make a book, but I'll bet there is someone out there writing a book on why Senators find them so attractive.
sunflower_sue 6 years, 4 months ago
Joe is kinda cute! If I were a senator...
trinity 6 years, 4 months ago
calling kschick calling kschick-i want one what hardware store did you see this nifty gadget???
legolette 6 years, 4 months ago
whatever i can grab first out of the fridge...
betti81 6 years, 4 months ago
sue,
i know Joe. if you were a senator, i could hook you up...
sgtwolverine 6 years, 4 months ago
Sue, you'd better go get elected now.
Ceallach 6 years, 4 months ago
Yes, sue, you must run. That will make Decision 2008 much easier for me :)
RETICENT_IRREVERENT 6 years, 4 months ago
sgt, ceal,
While I am not absolutely positively when it has to be there tomorrow sure about this, under the 14th amendment, I do think sue's secessionary tendencies would disqualify her from becoming a Senator.
("I guess I'm going to go start my own country somewhere." -sue- June 14, 2006)
oldfashiongirl 6 years, 4 months ago
I remember in the late 1920's one of my jobs was to churn the clabbered milk to make the butter and the resullting buttermilk. Mama would let me make little designs in the butter and it was so tasty after you added salt to it. For dinner there was a big jug of buttermilk for all of us 10 kids and Mom and Dad to drink with our meal.
We got spoiled with all that country butter and the hot biscuits (72 of them my Mom made) and slathered with her homemade strawberry, blackberry and peach jam.
During the Depression we left the little farm and moved to town and no longer had our cow. I remember coming home from school and "working" the bowl of hard, white margarine that mom had set out to get soft and there was a little plastic color packet that you worked into it to give it the appearance of butter. I believe some time in the early 1940's a law was passed that margarine could be made to look like butter. Now, I use mostly extra virgin olive oil and the real butter for my cornbread cakes and muffins.
sunflower_sue 6 years, 4 months ago
I never inhaled...and that's all that matters!
RETICENT_IRREVERENT 6 years, 4 months ago
i_p,
can we get a ruling on the sue/14th amendment issue?
sunflower_sue 6 years, 4 months ago
TOB, My mom is 75 and (don't repeat this) watches South park with her teenage grandsons. Oh! The shame!
oldfashiongirl 6 years, 4 months ago
TOB, your math is good as I was 80 back in August and hope to make it to 81 as long as those blood transfusions continue. A few years later in 1935, Mom placed me in an overstuffed chair and I held each twin brother and sister in my arms, all the while forever churning that butter. I had to shout out "the butter is coming" when the little specks of butter floated to the top. I sorta doubt that Paris Hilton would ever do those jobs. You asked just how old fashioned I am, well, my son, aged 50, says I don't sound any older then 30
Thank you BABBOY, I love history and have written a family history or stories we used to tell when we all got together. I am writing some more now about my very early years as a coal miner's daughter from Muhlenburg County, Ky. Loretta Lynn doesn't have a thing on me. I worked until I was 73 managing a construction office. I sure didn't want to stop.
Love all you posters out there!
Tychoman 6 years, 4 months ago
Butter for cooking, sweet margarine for rolls and such. Usually I'm not picky.
budwhysir 6 years, 4 months ago
Once again, could we possibly get a serious artical around here or is this all thats left
RETICENT_IRREVERENT 6 years, 4 months ago
T_O_B, Though you poised the question in a cutesie, puppy dog way, oldfashiongirl answered you graciously. I would have thought your mother would have brought you up knowing the the ten questions you never ask a woman: 1.) How old are you? 2.) Are you pregnant/when are you due? 3.) How much do you weigh? 4.) What size shoe do you wear? 5.) Is that you natural hair color? 6.) Are they real? 7.) Did you just fart? 8.) Can you give me directions to (insert place)? 9.) What are you thinking? 10.) Was it good for you?
budwhysir 6 years, 4 months ago
OH, there are many more than 10 questions I wouldnt ask a woman
budwhysir 6 years, 4 months ago
I have a question, you know when you go to a KU football game at Arrowhead stadium?
Do they use real butter on thier popcorn or is it margarine
gccs14r 6 years, 4 months ago
Not much of a fan of margarine here, but I'll use what's available. If needed, I'll soften a tablespoon of butter over a stove burner to make it easier to spread. If there's enough need, I'll nuke the stick.
Tychoman 6 years, 4 months ago
Reticent Irreverent, I ask women 8 out of those 10 questions just about every day. HAHAHA!
bearded_gnome 6 years, 4 months ago
wow, I see OTS is really hitting the intensely gripping suspense-filled topics.
lard makes the best refried beans. truly. beef lard rocks.
I was glad to see oldfashionedgirl's post and loved her description. thanks and glad you're still out there, soundin' like 30!
use only butter for cooking/baking.
sometimes that margarine is convenient but butter is better for the table.
liquideve 6 years, 4 months ago
I can't eat dairy.
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