What is your New Year’s resolution?

“To get a high score on my ACT, so I can get into college.”

“To get into college algebra this summer, so I can get it out of the way.”

“I don't do those. I don't believe in them.”

“I want to eliminate at least five of my activities because I'm way too busy. I want to have a life.”

“To stay with my girlfriend.”

“To make it on my school's basketball team again.”

“I want to catch at least 10 20-yard passes in a football game.”