Which fictional character needs life insurance the most?

Asked at Massachusetts Street on October 04, 2005

“Al Bundy ('Married with Children'). He's been dealt a bad hand in life, and he has his family to think about.”

“Wile E. Coyote. He's the most accident-prone character. I've seen him fall off a lot of cliffs.”

“The whole crew of 'Sea Lab 2021.' Most of the episodes end with the destruction of the entire lab.”

“Peter Griffin ('Family Guy'). He's accident-prone and a family man. He's quite a bumbler.”